The Ballad of Jack Sparow
Disclaimer: I do not own the character Jack Sparrow
There once was a pirate that sailed the seas,
Who was as happy as a man could be.
Yet when he approached the shores nearby,
The people would run, away they fly!
For who is this man?
Jack Sparrow is he!
Most fearsome pirate of the seven seas!
There he landed, one fine day,
In the clear blue waters of Tortuga bay.
He ran through the town, quick as a whip,
Searching for a crew, for his pirate ship.
He asked everyone, to no avail,
His quest for a crew had utterly failed.
At the end of the day, Jack need to heal,
So he went to the bar for a drink and a meal.
Jack sat right down next to the barkeeper there
And said, "Can I find a crew, anywhere here?"
The barkeep replied, "You're nothing but talk.
If you want a crew, go hide under a rock."
He meant it as an insult, you see.
But instead Jack took it quite literally.
He ran straight out, with hope in his eyes,
Of a crew that would finally satisfy.
Jack looked around, and saw nearby,
A rock the size of a passerby.
He pulled and he pried, as hard as a moose,
And after awhile, it really came loose!
He looked in the hole and his jaw dropped to the ground
And he danced with joy at what he found.
Cause in the hole was a mountain of gold.
Enough to feed three strongholds.
As a result, pirates flocked to him
Even those who couldn't swim.
For who is this man?
Jack Sparrow is he!
Most fearsome pirate of the seven seas!