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Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth, and of it's characters, The Jungle book, it's script. In fact, the only thing I do own, about this fic, is the idea of putting the two together, and allowing my twisted sense of humour to defile them both!! *HEH* *EG* Ain't I a stinker!!?

A/N: Right, basically, a parody, much like my other fic "I Wanna be With Obi wan", so please no flames telling me how IMMATURE this is, 'cos I know, it's meant to be. I wrote it when I was at work, for pete's sake, I was bored!!

Anyway, enough ranting, enjoy...

J

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"King of the Goblins": a parody

by Jasmine FoxFlame

to the tune of "I Wanna Be Like You," from Disney's animated film The Jungle Book

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Picture the scene: Sarah finds her way to the throne room. Jareth is there, waiting for her, with a horde of rabbling goblins ready to squish her, and Toby is playing happily with one of Jareth's balls...*A-hem*...

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Sarah: I don't know who you think you are, but --

Jareth cuts her off: Stop! Allow me to explain...

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(Cue music)

Jareth: Oh, I'm the King of the Goblins, yeah!
The Labyrinth VIP.
I've yet to score;
My life's a bore,
And, that's what's been botherin' me!

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I wanna be a real man, Sarah!
I wanna chilly down!
Just give me all my wildest dreams,
And I'll help you outta that gown!

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Chorus:
Ooobie-doo! I want a slave like you-oo-oo!
I'll be cruel to you;
I'll ru-oo-oo-le you too-oo-oo!
Why don't you see-ee
That a girl like you
Can learn to love a Goblin King like me-ee-ee!

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(Lots of musicy bits, and dancing)

Sarah (in a whiny voice): Gee, King Jareth, that's not fair!

Jareth (in smoldering, seductive voice): Look at what I'm offering, Sarah...
All you have to do is bend to my desire...

Sarah (in innocent voice): But I dunno what you desire...

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Jareth: Now, don't defy me, Sarah!
I made a deal with you!
I took your bro'; now horns he'll grow.
Can't we get horny too?

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Now you can't resist me, Sarah!
C'mon! I know just what to do.
Gimme the power.
I'll take your flower,
And you can have mine too!!

(More musicy bits; goblins chatter; Toby burbles)

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Helping Hands: Go down, baby!

Chorus

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