Disclaimer: HAHAHAHA! I OWN EVERYTHING! I OWN ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOW TO ME! WORSHIP ME!!!
Fanfiction Policeman: Alright! Youve violated the rules! Come on! We wont hurt you!
Bahmut Zero: NO! I OWN YOU! I OWN THE HQ! I OWN THE BARNEY UNDERWEAR IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER!
Fanfiction Policeman: She's gone insane. She cant do any harm.
Bahmut Zero: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
A/N: I wrote this at 11:11 at night and I just had an overdose of bishonen and Humor fics. This fic may be completley random but oh well. No flames please! Arigato!
Heero: *yawn* this coffee is good.
Duo: What are we doing?
Wufei: what do you think we are doing!?
Quatre: YAY!! GO SAILOR MOON!
Trowa:...
Quatre: Wow!! She beat him! That was completely unexpected!
Heero:...
Duo:...
Trowa:...
Wufei:...
Duo: Heero...
Heero: What?
Duo: I heard you saying that the coffee was good. Can I have some too?
Heero: Yeah, sure. Its in the kitchen.
Duo: YIPPEE! *runs off to kitchen*
Wufei: NOOOOO!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Trowa:...
Quatre: why?
Wufei: I dunno. I forgot.
Trowa:...
Bahmut Zero: HIII!
pilots(except for Trowa): huh?
Trowa:..
Bahmut Zero: *pulls out whip* Alright! Coffee breaks over! Back to work!
Trowa:...
Duo: But we just got back from another fic!!
Quatre: Yeah! Its not fair!
Duo: SHUT UP! Im the one who should be complaining!
Quatre: Since when?
Duo: Since forever! ^_^~~~~x
Quatre: But...
Duo: HAHA! I am the biggest complainer of all time!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I rule all complaints!
Pilots and author:...
Heero: *whisperes to Wufei* I think the coffee got to him...
Duo:...
Bahmut Zero: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!!
Heero: We werent saying anything in the first place!!
Wufei: Baka Onna! I will never do what you say!!!
Bahmut Zero: *goes over to Wufei and pokes him on the arm.
Wufei: NOOOOOOOOOO!! THAT HURT!!! I want my mommy!
Trowa:...
Duo: Trowa, you're way to talkative.
Trowa:... ///_~*
Duo: There, thats better!
pilots and author: ...
Bahmut Zero: Can we get started please?!?!?!?!
Duo: Arent we already started?
Bahmut Zero: NOO! I havent used you, or controlled you, or made you suffer in any way!
Heero: She's pretty nice! No one has been hurt!
Wufei: Speak for yourself...
Trowa:...
Bahmut Zero: He's gone off to mope in spandex space. *runs off*
Heero: How do you know that?
Duo: Bahmut Zero? BZ? Whered she go?
Trowa:...
Quatre: What he said was that SHE FOUND THE COFFEE!!
*all run into coffee land*
Bahmut Zero: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I have the almighty power! The greatest power of all!!
Duo: What power is greater than mine?
Bahmut Zero: The power of COFFEE!!! Ahem... I will now start the fic.
Duo: Oh sh*t
Dubber: Shut the h*ll up!! You aint allowed to use d*mn cuss words in this fic!!!!!!!!
Duo: Sheesh...
Pilots:...
Bahmut Zero: It will be called... Why Trowa Never Speaks!
Trowa:...!
Bahmut Zero: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...
Duo: right...
Bahmut Zero: Heh heh heh...
Why Trowa Never Speaks
Duo: WAIIIIIIIITTT!! Dont start yet!!
Bahmut Zero: huh?
Duo: I just found a HUGE problem with this fic!!!
Bahmut Zero: Huh? *realizes what Duo just said* HEY!! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH MY FIC!!!
Duo: Yes there is. Its...
Bahmut Zero: *waves hand and Guards appear* Guards?
Guards: Yeas Ma'am your Majesty!
Bahmut Zero: He's getting annoying...
Guards: Right away ma'am
Bahmut Zero: MWAHAHAHA! My fic is perfect!
Wufei: What fic?
Heero: you havent even gotten started yet!
Quatre: *whisperes* I dont think you should get on her bad side...
Heero: You're right.
Quatre: I am!!?
Heero: No. I was just saying that.
Wufei: She took Duo away from us!!
Heero: *whisperes to Quatre* a little slow, isnt he?
Quatre: huh?
Heero: Duo was taken away by her guards ages ago!!
*Duo's head pops up out of nowhere 20 times larger than usual*
Duo: I JUST FOUND ANOTHER THING WRONG WITH YOUR FIC! TWO THINGS! THREE THINGS!
Duo: THING #1: IM NOT IN IT!! IM YOU FAVORITE PILOT AND IM NOT IN THE FIC!
Quatre: He doesnt have to yell...
Wufei: Yes he does.
Trowa:...
Bahmut Zero: Hmmm... I guess you have a poi- HEY!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT OYURE MY FAV. PILOT?!!
Heero: Dont ask. I know.
Duo:THE SECOND THING!! THE FIC HASNT STARTED YET!!!
Bahmut Zero: It would have started if you hadnt interrupted..
Duo: AND THE THIRD THING... HEERO HASNT SAID OMAE O-
Heero: *pulls gun out of spandex space and points it at Duo* Omae o korosu. Im getting annoyed.
*All pilots including Duo(who is back again) pull bazookas out of spandex-space and point at Heero* Omae o korosu
Heero: Okay!! I give!! *drops gun*
Trowa:...
*everyone points bazooka at him*
Trowa: AHHHHHHHHH!
Quatre: Huh? He spoke!
Trowa: WOW!! I CAN SPEAK! YAY!
Pilots and author:...
Trowa: WOW!! *starts running around in circles* My mommy was built by a moose! I watch movies with my rabid chipmunk and ostrich every sunday afternoon!I can stand on my head and wiggle my fingers and snap my toes every day! Yippee!!
END- That was a lousy fic so i dont care. PLEASE REVIEW!! The little blue box is calling you! Go on, dont be shy! WRITE WRITE WRITE!!