To Tell the Truth

Our setting begins in a small materia market off of Wutai...

Yuffie: Hmmm... Ice.... No, Fire... Nope, Restore.... Nah, Man don't you have any good materia
here?

Shopkeeper: hmph... (he pretended to ignore her)

Yuffie: Oooo this looks nice.... Whoa ultima materia in a junk town like this, unbelievable!

Shopkeeper: Ohh I see that you are interseted in purchasing the prized ultima materia, it is very rare
and expensive...

Yuffie: Yah purchasing.... Thats it, so er... how much?

Shopkeeper: 1 billion gil

Yuffie: WOW this little orb is worth all that? Cool! Oh well its too expensive.

Shopkeeper: *grabs the materia* well don't tuch it and not buy it!!! Teenagers so rude these days...grumble grumble.
*slowly puts it back in the pile of materia*

Yuffie: Thats okay I don't want you business anyways. (She swings her arm out and slowly palms the materia)

Yuffie then walks over to the next stand going through the same process until
she a pocketed at least 25 different materia's.

Yuffie: Well I guess I better get going.

Bystander: Is it just me or has she gained a few pounds in the last five minutes?

Suddenly she turns a corner and bumps inot cloud dropping tons of orbs and materias.

Yuffie: Cloud?? Err uhh hehe... (everybody starts eyeing them)

Cloud: Thats alot of materia you've got there yuffie.

Yuffie: Err yeah it sure is , umm I have to get going and ahhh! oh @$#%!!!!!

Yuffie runs away and leaves cloud sitting in the materia.

Shopkeeper: Cloud? Why you... you didn't buy this from me... oh my goodness the ultima materia!!!
Officers get him!!!!!

Cloud: Uh oh.