Can't Stop Giggling
by houdinicat3
A/N- ok I just saw the episode "The Giggle" today and saw that it sparked ideas in other fanfic writers as well. I just wanted to write something fresh before I go off to summer camp. I promise that I will finish "I'll Miss You". (eventually. lol) as well as my "Drunken Birthdays" (my harry potter fic of the moment) but I got the idea for this and thought that it would be short, sweet, and good. (couldn't think of another s. lol) ok so here it is. oh and I just remembered (it's late so forgive me. well not as late as usual but i slept until noon today and i have to be rested for my baby sitting job tomorrow.) in this story it will go back in forth between diaries, blogs, e-mails, IMs, and an actual story structure (in both Phil and Keely's POVs) so please don't be confused.
Dear Diary,
Ok I know that I said no. I said that I didn't want to know. I was wrong. It's been killing me for the past week. I have to know who my husband is. Ok let's backtrack a little. My hunger started the third time that Phil and I used the Giggle. It showed that I was going to be a reporter after all. It also showed one more thing (besides Lady X as a has been) I was wearing a wedding ring! Phil asked me if I wanted to know who the lucky guy was and stupid me, I said no. Can you believe it? I could have found out who I get married to! I could have found out if Phil will ever love me back. God I hope that it's Phil. But now I'll never know. Or could I? I could just borrow the Giggle and look it up. But how would I do that without Phil knowing. I bet that Pim would have a Giggle. Maybe if I payed her she would let me borrow it. Who am I kidding? I'm broke. Maybe I could sneek into their house while they're sleeping and I could "borrow" Phil's Giggle. (that sounds wrong on so many levels) Then again I could just ask him who it is. But then he would want to see who it is. What if it is him and he gets embarrassed? What if I got embarrassed? That would just be embarrassing. Oh well maybe I'll find a way. Ooo he's online. I'll go talk to him. Ta Ta for now!
-Keely Diffy (I wish!)
Keelypie: Hey, Philly Willy! what's up?
PDiffy:Hey Keel! nm. u?
Keelypie: nothing really. 'nothing except the fact that I dying to know if we get married or not.'
PDiffy: can u believe that's what Lady X is going to look like in 2030?
'just great. he's bringing up the source of my misery.'
Keelypie: yea i know! scary!
PDiffy: guess what i just found out with the Giggle.
'UGH! he's driving me crazy thinking about it!'
Keelypie:what
PDiffy: we have a math quiz next week
Keelypie: oh joy
PDiffy: don't worry. u'll ace it
Keelypie: did the Giggle really say that?
PDiffy: u bet
Keelypie: do u think that i could borrow the Giggle?
'Oh no. Why did I say that?'
PDiffy: if u use it at my house.
PDiffy: why?
Keelypie: i just wanted to look up a few things
' like whether we get married or not.'
PDiffy: u want to come over now? we can hang out and then u can use it.
Keelypie: ok cool. i'll be there in 10 minutes tops.
10 minutes later...
Why isn't she here yet. Maybe she had to finish something. I wonder why she wanted to use the Giggle.Maybe she wants to know who her future husband is. Wouldn't she just ask me to look it up for her? Maybe she's embarrassed. Oh wait someone's at the door. It's probably Keely.
"Hey, Keely!" Phil said when he saw at the door.
"Sorry I took so long. My mom made me take out the garbage and something in there tried to attack me."
"That's why I'm so glad that they abollished chores in the future."
"Show off. So let's go to your room." The two walked upstairs to Phil's room.
"So, do you want to use the Giggle now?" Phil asked.
"Um...sure." Keely replied. 'Oh great. He'll want to watch.'
"So what are you looking up?" He said handing her the Giggle and his computer.
"Well um... I wanted to see..." The rest of her sentence was too quiet for Phil to hear.
"What was that?"
"I want to know who my husband is." Keely looked at her feet.
"Ok so that would be, 'Keely Teslow's Husband" Keely then realized that he had hooked up the giggle already and had the screen hanging from his head.
"Wow!" Phil said when he saw her husband. "It's-"
"Wait! I don't want to know!"
"Then why did you say that you did?"
"Well I did but I don't."
There was an ackward silence for a minute then Keely said,
"Was it a good choice?" She finally looked at him. She studied his face as he started to speak.
"Yeah. It was a good choice." He had a straight face. 'The jerk. Why couldn't he give me a hint? Oh wait. Because I told him not to. Stupid me!'