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nothing; everything belongs to the WWE and Vince McMahon.
A/N: This is basically one of those group of people go to house and a bunch of them get murdered. A good old who-done-it.
Chapter 1:
Stephanie McMahon lugged her suitcase out of her trunk and headed inside the bus depot. She didn't know what she was doing her or why. All she knew was a week before she had received a letter in the mail stating that she had to be at the Hartley Manor this weekend. Why, she didn't know. She had managed to find out that the manor was nestled in the mountains just north of the tiny town of Aspers, Colorado. Why are you doing this, Steph, she asked herself. The letter said she was to meet the other guests at the bus depot in Denver and it would take them to Aspers. Stephanie wheeled her suitcase into the depot and stopped dead in her tracks. "What are you doing here!"
Hunter Hearst Helmsley smiled at his ex-wife. "Why hello there, Stephie. Is there a lying bitch convention in town?"
"Funny, Hunter, real funny. Are you in here to finally get that enormous nose of yours reduced?"
Hunter just smirked. "For your information, I'm leaving town."
"Really. Going to drug someone else into marrying you?"
"That was a big mistake. And no, I'm going to some big house in the mountains. Some town called Aspers."
Stephanie's heart sank. "You're going to Aspers, too?"
"You mean to tell me I'm going to be stuck in Aspers with you two assclowns!" Stephanie's spirits began to lift as she recognized the voice to be that of Chris Jericho.
"Hello, Jericho," Stephanie said trying not to tell her excitement shine through. It was quickly dampened when she saw Jericho wasn't alone. He was being followed in by Trish, Christian and Lita, all of them either pulling or carrying luggage.
"Did you all get letters, too?" Lita asked pulling hers out.
"I did," Steph said sighing. Great. Not only did she have Hunter's crap to put up with she had to watch Trish Stratus hang all over Chris all weekend.
"What are you all doing here?" Dawn Marie said approaching the crowd. Stephanie immediately noticed she was carrying a suitcase.
"Let me guess. You're heading to Apsers."
"How did you know?" Dawn asked looking confused.
"That's where we all are heading," Christian said. His expression changed and he nudged Lita. Coming through the depot doors was none other than Matt Hardy, version 1.0.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Lita. Trying to get back with me this weekend?"
"In your dreams," Christian shot.
"I wasn't talking to you."
"Hey what is this, a party!" Stephanie groaned. She recognized that voice. Could this get any worst? Test was strolling up the terminal with Stacy in tow carrying all the luggage. All of a sudden, out of nowhere Kurt Angle appeared and helped Stacy with her bags. Stephanie watched as the tall blonde smiled in appreciation.
"Okay, let me get this straight. It's me, Hunter, Jericho, Trish, Lita, Christian, Dawn Marie, Matt, Stacy, Test, and Kurt."
"Don't forget me."
The group turned to see Sable standing seductively next to a pole. Stephanie groaned. What have I gotten myself into?
A/N: Okay, I realize it's kind of short and dopey, but I wanted to get the people introduced; now it's time for the fun. I have it played out pretty much. Hope you enjoyed! Please review and let me know if I should continue.
A/N: This is basically one of those group of people go to house and a bunch of them get murdered. A good old who-done-it.
Chapter 1:
Stephanie McMahon lugged her suitcase out of her trunk and headed inside the bus depot. She didn't know what she was doing her or why. All she knew was a week before she had received a letter in the mail stating that she had to be at the Hartley Manor this weekend. Why, she didn't know. She had managed to find out that the manor was nestled in the mountains just north of the tiny town of Aspers, Colorado. Why are you doing this, Steph, she asked herself. The letter said she was to meet the other guests at the bus depot in Denver and it would take them to Aspers. Stephanie wheeled her suitcase into the depot and stopped dead in her tracks. "What are you doing here!"
Hunter Hearst Helmsley smiled at his ex-wife. "Why hello there, Stephie. Is there a lying bitch convention in town?"
"Funny, Hunter, real funny. Are you in here to finally get that enormous nose of yours reduced?"
Hunter just smirked. "For your information, I'm leaving town."
"Really. Going to drug someone else into marrying you?"
"That was a big mistake. And no, I'm going to some big house in the mountains. Some town called Aspers."
Stephanie's heart sank. "You're going to Aspers, too?"
"You mean to tell me I'm going to be stuck in Aspers with you two assclowns!" Stephanie's spirits began to lift as she recognized the voice to be that of Chris Jericho.
"Hello, Jericho," Stephanie said trying not to tell her excitement shine through. It was quickly dampened when she saw Jericho wasn't alone. He was being followed in by Trish, Christian and Lita, all of them either pulling or carrying luggage.
"Did you all get letters, too?" Lita asked pulling hers out.
"I did," Steph said sighing. Great. Not only did she have Hunter's crap to put up with she had to watch Trish Stratus hang all over Chris all weekend.
"What are you all doing here?" Dawn Marie said approaching the crowd. Stephanie immediately noticed she was carrying a suitcase.
"Let me guess. You're heading to Apsers."
"How did you know?" Dawn asked looking confused.
"That's where we all are heading," Christian said. His expression changed and he nudged Lita. Coming through the depot doors was none other than Matt Hardy, version 1.0.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Lita. Trying to get back with me this weekend?"
"In your dreams," Christian shot.
"I wasn't talking to you."
"Hey what is this, a party!" Stephanie groaned. She recognized that voice. Could this get any worst? Test was strolling up the terminal with Stacy in tow carrying all the luggage. All of a sudden, out of nowhere Kurt Angle appeared and helped Stacy with her bags. Stephanie watched as the tall blonde smiled in appreciation.
"Okay, let me get this straight. It's me, Hunter, Jericho, Trish, Lita, Christian, Dawn Marie, Matt, Stacy, Test, and Kurt."
"Don't forget me."
The group turned to see Sable standing seductively next to a pole. Stephanie groaned. What have I gotten myself into?
A/N: Okay, I realize it's kind of short and dopey, but I wanted to get the people introduced; now it's time for the fun. I have it played out pretty much. Hope you enjoyed! Please review and let me know if I should continue.