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My Dead Lily: Prologue

"Wake Up!"

Deidara knocked furiously on her door.

"Hello?" there was a slight edge of annoyance in his voice. "Yeah...meeting soon…."

Still, no answer.

Deidara had always had much, much, much patience, but lately, this girl has been pissing him off. Though he had to admit, she was some girl! Anyone would call her beautiful, but really, she was part of Akatsuki! Perhaps the most dangerous—no, the most dangerous organization in the world; no one could touch her.

Now really angry, since he had been standing there trying to get her out of bed for the past 10 minutes, which means 10 minutes wasted when he could have been improving his art…yeah…

"Fine" he growled, "I'm coming in!"

This, really, was a huge mistake. Because, of course, he had walked in on the Naiyuri…half dressed. For a moment there, both where silent while figuring what was going on, when realization swept over Naiyuri.

"YOU—!" her face scrunched up in disgust, "YOU PERVERT!" Naiyuri yelled, probably enough to wake the whole hotel.

They were obviously disguised. All of Akatsuki were. Going into a village completely undisguised, like they usually would have done, was not a choice if they were staying for long. Sunagakure (Hidden Village of the Sand) was not to be underestimated.

Naiyuri, who had been half asleep, fumbling with her clothes and too tired to speak, (which would explain the lack of response to Deidara's attempt to wake her) was now red with fury, shouting insults and throwing things at poor Deidara who had only wanted to help!

But Deidara was not paying attention to a single thing she was saying, he was too busy staring at her. Naiyuri was too mad to realize she was still -almost- naked. All she had on were her very revealing undergarments and short pajama pants.

Shocked and frozen on the spot, Deidara was oblivious to the plates and vases crashing onto the wall around him. Look at those br—

Smack!

Suddenly, great pain filled his body…especially the…er, lower area. He let out the traditional 'AH' and bent over with legs together. She had kicked him in his—um, place better left unmentioned.

Naiyuri watched him wiggle in pain with a satisfied grin. Serves him right…the pervert…lousy, son-of-a-bi—

"FINE! THE MEETING IS IN 15 MINUTES!" and with that, Deidara walked out, unbalanced and slammed the door shut.

A/N:

TaurenLeaf Primary- This is the first fanfic TaurenLeaf has ever written! Nai means like…um no life. Sort of like a pen… just something that's not dead or alive. And yuri means lily, so I can just say 'My Dead Lily', right?

TaurenLeaf Secondary- Wow… That's like a second grader's writing right there (author's note). I wonder how you even managed to get the whole prologue… Since you're still not done with the first chapter…And it's been a month…

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