Title: Parley
Non Challenge
Date Written: 5/9/06
Rating: PG
Characters: Hakkai/Gojyo (slash or friendship)
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Notes: Requested by hydr0phobia.
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"Whoa," Gojyo said, holding his hands up.

"Yes?" came Hakkai's cool, even response.

"I'm sure we can discuss this like rational people."

"Exactly. We can talk about this like adults."

"Okay, so... How did this start?"

"You threw the pie at me."

"I threw the pie at you because you threw the flour at me."

"Well, I threw the flour because you dumped the bowl of pudding over my head. So this is your fault."

"I only dumped the pudding on you because you pelted me with eggs, so this is YOUR fault!"

"... Parley over. Suck it up, Sha."

"Ack! HAKKAI! PUT THE DAMN HOSE DOWN"
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