DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN DRAGONBALL Z OR ANYTHIG ELSE I MAY MENTION IN THIS FIC!

A/N: This is the first time I've written in awhile! I've written a Dragonball Z fic a long time ago, but I took it down because I didn't think it was that good. Well, this is going to be a little different from my normal humor fics that I have written in the past. I'm gonna try writing a drama fic for DBZ, so I hope it turns out okay!

SUMMARY: This fic mostly focuses on Lunch, the character who has two different personalities. One side of her has purple hair and nice sweet eyes and she is overall a very sweet girl. When she sneezes, her other side comes out. She has blonde hair and green eyes and is not the nicest person. (I'm sure you all probably knew this, but I thought it wouldn't hurt to mention it!). She is also known to have a crush on Tien. I know in Dragonball she even said she liked him (at least in the dub), so we all know there's something there. In a recent episode, it was implied that she did live with him for a little bit. Well, we all know that 'purple-hair' Lunch has this very sweet personality and she seems to be happy whenever we see her. But, in this story, we won't always see the happy side of her. We will see her trying to deal with the bad things 'blonde' Lunch does and the problems her other side cause for her. Of course, when Tien and Choatzu (spelling?) are around, she will most likely put on the happy persona we always see. This fic will take place during the three years everyone is training for the Androids (yes I know she's not around then, but this is my fic! Mwa ha ha!)

In case you're wondering, I got this idea when I saw Lunch appear in the new uncut DBZ that is now airing on Cartoon Network. I also got a small amount of inspiration from my favorite soap opera called "One Life to Live." If anybody is currently watching it, I'm sure you'll know how I got some of my inspiration!

Oh, and one more thing before you read: some people call 'blonde Lunch' by the name, Kushami. I know that's not her real name, but that's what I will call her so that way you can all tell which side of Lunch I'm talking about as you read the fic. I'm doing it this way because it's a lot easier than saying 'blonde Lunch' or 'nice Lunch' all the time.

Well, sorry for talking too much! I hope you enjoy the fic, and DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!


Living a Double Life
Chapter 1

KUSHAMI'S POV

"Come and get me!" I yelled as I was speeding on my motor bike away from the bank I just now robbed. It was great! Everybody there was afraid of me! So far I haven't heard any sirens so I guess that means I'm safe for now. I should be fine as long as nobody ever finds out me and Tien and Choatzu live. Today was a good day at the bank…I ended up retrieving a huge load of money! Maybe I should write a note to my other half and tell her to go buy some good food with it. Nah! Last time when I used all that money to hire chefs, Tien got all mad me because I robbed another bank. I guess that won't work. Oh well. I can see the little house the three of us live in coming into view. As soon as I get to the house, I grab my bag of money and put my motor bike back in the capsule and go inside. Tien shouldn't be back from training yet. Maybe I'll count all this money later. I better hide it for now because I know he'll be back any time now. He won't like it if he sees me with this—

ACHOO!

LUNCH'S POV

She did it again. I can tell by this big bag of money I'm holding. I sigh as I lay the bag on the couch. What am I going to do with it? If I knew where she got it then I would return it. I don't want Tien to find it. I guess if he does then he'll understand. He would know that I didn't rob the bank; he'll know she did it. This has to stop. I am tired of suffering through the consequences of her actions. Sometimes I wonder if she sneezes on purpose after she did something so that way I have to deal with everything instead of her. I don't know.

I decided to hide the bag of money in the linen closet and then get ready to cook something for dinner. As a start cooking dinner, I can't stop thinking about her and the kinds of trouble I may get in because of her. I wish I could somehow talk to her face to face. I don't necessarily want her out of my life, I just want her to change her ways and stop doing all the bad things she does. It scares me. I look down at the stove and realized I got so lost in my thinking that I just burnt everything I was cooking. I'm so upset right now and I don't feel like starting dinner over again! And Tien and Choatzu will be home any time! Maybe I'll see if they want to go out to eat tonight instead. Cooking is one of the things I do best and I couldn't' even do that right today!


A/N: Like it so far? I know it's short, but that's how I intended for the first chapter to turn out. What did you think so far? Poor Lunch, huh? This is the side of 'nice Lunch' that we never see when she's not on the screen.

Should I continue? If I get enough reviews then I will! Please REVIEW and tell me what you think of this first chapter!