A Little Out Of Hand
You know the flourishes the Yu-Gi-Oh guys make when they draw the cards? That's an accident waiting to happen. And it must wait no longer.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... but I did kidnap Kaiba!
Yugi and Kaiba were setting up for yet another duel. No, they don't get sick of this. Believe it or not. I mean, Kaiba's fully grown, runs a huge fuckin' company, and all he wants to do is beat Yugi at a child's game. What a big baby. If he wants to, he can play Pokemon with my cousin, she has no good cards. But wait, I'm getting off track. That's a bad habit of mine. Okay, so Yugi and Kaiba were having a duel. As usual, Yugi drew his first card, with his usual flourish. And the card… flew off across the room, leaving a small paper cut on the side of Kaiba's face. And his eye twitched. Yugi raised his hands in front of himself defensively, and Kaiba started screaming at him.
"That's it, starfish head! I've put up with every indignity from you, never being able to beat you at this game, having to listen to you and your stupid friends go on about how great you are, and hear you say how I'll never have friends, and how I don't understand the cards! Well I'm not going to put up with this! Not throwing cards at me!" Kaiba's hand flew to his deck, and he started whipping his cards at Yugi. Yugi went Yami Yugi, ducking under the initial attack, and running in close, pulling out another card as he did so. Goku went Super Saiyan, and was crushed to death by Joey and Tristan, and Jonouchi and Honda. But anyway, Yami Yugi arrived at his destination, and smack Kaiba in the head repeatedly with a card. Kaiba stopped his rabid attack out of sheer sweatdroppery. Then he saw the Dark Magician holding Yami Yugi up enough to reach his head, and actually fell over under the weight of his huge sweatdrop. Yami Yugi hopped down, and the Dark Magician wandered off and tried to pretend that he hadn't just been used as a footstool. Kaiba blinked up at the ballistic starfish head standing over him.
"What the hell are you doing?" Yami Yugi dropped the card on him by way of explanation, and ran off, sipping at a huge mocha latte. Kaiba looked at the card, nonplussed. It was a familiar card, he'd seen, and used, it often enough himself. It was one of the ones that directly attack your opponent's… head? Somehow he got the feeling that this had something to do with Yugi's new fettish for chocolaty coffee.
Well? Nuts? Completely insane and stupid? Or do I have to try harder?