I do not own Legend of Zelda! And this is a reason why playing Super Smash Bros. past one in the morning is a bad idea!
Ganondorf inhaled deeply. He finally stood before the throne room, ready to overthrow Hyrule's Royal Family and earn their kingdom. Throwing open the door, he thundered his arrival.
"Princess Zelda! Surrender!"
"Go fish. Oh, sorry, what? Ah, you're finally here." Zelda tucked a strand of hair back behind her ear. Link, sitting across from her, pulled a card from the circular pile and laid down a pair.
"It took you long enough." The Hero commented.
"Silence! I hereby declare that I shall rule, and you shall fall to ruin!" Ganondorf slide into his battle stance.
"Now! We shall battle!"
Link stood up, motioning in the air with a 'just a moment' hand.
"Actually, Ganon…"
"Yes? I mean, WHAT?"
Link dropped his hand.
"Navi has something to say."
Ganondorf fled the throne room. Well, he stood to attention, then edged backward to the closed door, and left.
"Hey! Listen! Wait!" Navi flew after him.
Zelda shifted her cards around.
"….think that was too cruel?"
"She's been harassing me about my sleeping habits. She can go bug Ganon about knocking before entering the room for a few hours."
Zelda hummed.
"Still your turn."
"Ah, okay. Got any threes?"
"Go fish."