This is Real, This is Me
by: XxPanda-Chan-DesuxX
An~ HAY GUIZZZZZ! Soarry i fargot 2 writ3 4 a while, so i might b a litle roasty. Dis story in about love. But WARNNIN: man pernat, YAOII, YURRI, and baesaitly. NOB0D1 UNDER 12 shud raed dis (im 12 ½)! Dis iz nat beta so SORRYYYYYYYY!11!11!11!1111
Mithce wus chillin at campr rock. When SUDDDENLY! She saw a ponie grazzin in the grasss. It wus… TWILITE SPARKEL. Mithcie sreamed. "WHAT THE BANANANAAANANNA?" she run off to go find brown.
"brown why is there ponies." She asned. "we where runin low on peepol so we got sum poniezz." Said brown.
"omfg that is so gay" mitchy said and stompped off angrisly. Suden she saw shane kissin a ponieeee? AND TI WWHAD\S AS PBOY PONY!111!
"SHANE WHAT R YOU DOING YOU FOGOT!" mitchei yeled, still angrisly. "THAT IS SO HOMOSEXTUL!"
joe was suprized at mitchi, she had DISCOVERD HIM SECRETING.
"MIKTHY ITS NOT LIKE TAT I AM IN LOVE WIF BIG MAC!" He cryd with many emoshuns in his voice.
micht was dgisuetd at hiz gay. and ran awai. SHE THOT DEY HAD SOMETHIN SPECAL!``~~!1111 sHE Was so angry sherYELLED"AAAAaaAAAAAHHHhhhHH""!
Tess came. "MICTHEY WATS WRONG." she assed, genuwinely conserned.
"WELL swhane was makinout wid A BOY PONI" Tezs mayd a face and cryed "whut a ass! hao cud he do dat to u?" THEN TESS KISSED MITHC!`1~!~1111!
jus then nate and jason walked buy. "eww lesbeans" they sayed. but no one new... that THEY WHERE IN LOVE WIF EACHOTHER?
Mitch can i tell you secrit, nate and kevin are have romans!
"ROMANS! THAT IS SO HOMOSMETULA!" mitckhty yelled. nick an kevin heared her and run away creying
Den Mickey and Tess made out until de end und livd happily evar after
An: DNOT PIC ON HOMOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE IS MOAR TO THE STRRY! JOE GOT BIG MAK PERGNAT
And MICKEY DYED BEcuz SHE PIKED ON DA HOMOS
tess was a window 4evur, for she kold never find any1 she loved more than micthy.
AND den fluttershi ate erythan and evolvd into futashiy
big macks baby was bron and dey assed futasy to be it's godmother and she ate it insead.
And den the Brown married Brevalyn, And dey had a baby named Brownalyn
shane and big maac stol they're baby to replace the one futashy eated adn libed happily evur afterr
DA END
"Da gretes thing ull ever lern is just to love and be loved IN rturn/
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