"Alright, all I have to do is make this one catch," Luigi said to himself. "Then I can finally show Mario who's number one!"
The afternoon sun was shining brightly on Mario Stadium. It was the final inning of the baseball game at the stadium. Luigi was the right fielder of the Mario Fireballs, the team captain being none other than Mario. (Who else would use Mario in their team name?) They were facing off against the Waluigi Smarts, who were up to bat. The bases were loaded, and the Waluigi Smarts were just one point behind the Fireballs. All they had to do was make 2 runs and they would win the game. But they had already gotten 2 outs. 1 more out and it would spell game over for them.
The batter hit the ball as hard as he could. The ball sailed Luigi's way, but flew way above him. It would take a godly jump to reach the ball, but Luigi was well known for his eye-popping ninja back flips. Luigi took a deep breath and jumped like he was trying to reach heaven. Epic music started playing, and everything went into slow motion. Everyone in the crowd gasped as Luigi slowly floated towards the ball. Excitement built up as Luigi got closer and closer to the ball. This was THE catch of the game, the catch that would spell win or lose. Luigi knew that he had to catch this ball.
But as luck had it, the ball curved and flew away from Luigi. "Damn Boo and his…err…swervy hits!" he yelled to himself.
He sighed in despair. Now Mario would once again sodomize him with a Wiggler, like he always did after every baseball game he screwed up in. In fact, he sodomized him if he screwed up in anything, even housekeeping. How Mario shoved it up his ass was beyond him, but nevertheless it hurt like hell. He couldn't believe that he got pleasure from torturing him. Mario had told Luigi at the beginning of the game that if Luigi made the winning catch, Mario would never sodomize him again and that Luigi would get to sodomize Mario, but things weren't looking good now. Unless he could do some cool teleportation move, he was doomed to another round of butt rape via Wiggler. But suddenly Luigi remembered his secret technique.
"It's time…"
Suddenly time froze, along with the ball. The background changed to the background that showed up in the classic Mega Man games when the game showed you the boss for the level you were playing in. Luigi made a pose, and then the words "Loser Man" appeared underneath him.
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHO CHANGED MY ALIAS?" Luigi roared in anger. Someone in the crowd started giggling. "STOP LAUGHING TOADETTE!" Luigi roared again. "OK, forget about that, it's time to break out my special. LUIGI TORNADO!!"
Luigi started spinning rapidly. A tornado appeared around Luigi as he flew towards the ball. When he was right next to the ball, Luigi let go of the tornado he made and caught the ball with a dive. The crowd roared. Luigi sighed in relief. I'm not going to get sodomized this time, he thought.
Luigi skyrocketed down to the ground and landed right on Mario. Take that you sick pervert, Luigi thought. But he would soon find out that this would cost him dearly. As the umpires walked over to Luigi to see if he still had the ball, Mario sneakily stole the ball from Luigi's hand in hopes of being able to sodomize him again and maybe even have anal sex with him. Mario had been dying to have anal sex with Luigi for a long time, but had been too scared to act. He felt today he finally had the courage to get Luigi from behind, so he really hoped his plan would worked, which it did. The umpires, seeing the ball in Mario's hand, declared that Mario had made the winning catch of the game. Mario got up, walked to the center of the field, and made a winning pose. The crowd went insane. He made a gesture towards the stadium's entrance where Peach was. The princess blushed and her whole face turned red. Mario had a crush on Peach, but he liked Luigi more. He knew his sexual tendencies were sickening, especially since Luigi was his brother, but he just couldn't resist Luigi. There was something about Luigi that made Mario want to get him from behind. He was glad nobody knew about his sickening fetish, and he hoped to keep it that way. Mario saw Luigi, still lying face down on the baseball field, and walked over to him.
"So Luigi," Mario shouted in triumph. "You-a didn't make that catch, did ya? And you made so much effort to make that catch. I applaud you for-a trying to do something all for nothing." Mario leaned close to Luigi's ear and whispered, "Tonight…at the party at Peach's castle. Don't be late… Well actually you don't have to worry about being late. I'll help you get there…" Satisfied, Mario ran over to Peach to escort her out to the stadium.
As Mario walked away, Luigi overheard Mario mumbling about finally having anal sex with him after waiting for so long. Luigi was horrified. It was bad enough having a giant wriggling caterpillar shoved up your behind, but getting fucked in the ass by your brother was on a completely different level. Luigi knew he had to find a way to stop Mario from taking him to the party by force. He couldn't turn Mario over to the police, as Mario was the chief of Mushroom Kingdom's security and could order the police to do anything he wanted. He couldn't turn to Bowser because Bowser also had feelings toward him and was even keener on raping him than Mario. He knew his only option was to hide.
