Painted Faces

by Twipi

Did you ever wonder the reason Gru got his face painted at Funland? Here is the conversation that lead to the face painting. A SHORT, ONE-SHOT, DIALOGUE DRABBLE Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Despicable Me. If I did, we would all have our own minion, Agnes, and fluffy unicorn :) R&R! Love, Twipi :D

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Painted Faces

Agnes: "Come on, Mr. Gru, you have to get your face painted when you're at Funland!"

Gru: "I'm sorry. I don't do the Painted Faces thing. I more of a 'keep your face clean, guy"

Edith: "Are you chicken?"

Gru: "No, I am not chicken!"

Margo: "Then get your face painted."

Gru: "No! And if you ask me one more time, we are going home."

Edith: "Get your face painted."

Gru: "That's it, we're going home!" (Agnes starts crying)

Gru: "Agnes, why are you crying?"

Agnes: "Because we're going home. I've never had so much fun in my life."

Gru: "Well, then we'll just have even more fun at home."

Edith: "What is there at your house anyway besides weapons?"

Gru: "Minions. There are thousands of adorable little minions. You can go play with them."

(Agnes cries harder)

Margo: "Mr. Gru, I think that Agnes won't stop crying until you paint your face."

Gru: "Fine, I'll paint my face, but only something small."

Agnes: "You have to get an animal face!"

Gru: "But won't that cover my whole face?"

Edith: "Of course not, Mr. Gru, would we ever lie to you?"

Gru: "Okay, then. Face painting lady, yes, I would like an animal face please."

Margo: (to her sisters) "Nice work, guys."