author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: Trust me, if I just changed the names around, it would be as though J.K. Rowling would never notice my bezerk story as taking her characters from her own.
Harry
Another day. Another boring day. Another worthless day. And when will Hermione shut-up about history and Head Girls? Maybe I should do what Ron does and turn off my brain. Would that work? God, I hope so. Because Hermione's becoming more...Hermione everyday. And did Ron ever notice what a 'Herm' is? A herm is a guy/girl. And I prefer not to call her that anymore.
"Are you listening, Harry?" Hermione snapped as they sat down at a table in the Gryffindor Common Room.
"No. Now please direct me to the button somewhere on your body that shuts you off." I replied. That didn't sound right.
"No! Because you have to listen! Your getting bad grades-" That's it. I'm just going to sit here and play classical music in my head until she shuts up. Or maybe rock. Hey! Ron was right! It does work. Now all I could see was Hermione's mouth opening and closing. It was like some tea kettle whistling through my head everytime a noise was made. Hey, I miss watching movies. Wait, I never saw many anyways! The only time I saw some was when I was by Hermione's house. The ONLY time. Uncle Big-butt would never let me watch TV besides the discovery channel or The Osbournes.
"Harry! I know you're not listening! You too Ron!" Hermione shrieked.
"Just let it pass, Harry. She'll go away." Ron said smoothly, looking up at the ceiling. Now Ron was wierd. When ever you thought he was listening, he wasn't. When ever you thought he was sleeping, he was wide awake. And when ever you thought he wasn't catching glances at Hermione's body, he was. Just goes to show that Ron makes red haired guys look bad. Which Percy had to fix. Alot. Especially with his entire family.
Ron
Freedom can be frightning if you've never felt it. Why did she have to play that song? Is she in love with Linkin Park or what? He he he. Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. Is Snape talking? Snape sounds like rape. Which is what he did to his butt ugly mother. Which is why his whole family tree has demented features and screwed up problems. Whoa. Is it just me, or does everybody see that black dot in front of Snapes head. It's swirving...now it's going down.
"Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron." Somebody said. I looked over to Harry, who was saying something to me. What was he saying? My name over and over? I can't hear him...AH! I'm death!
"AH!" I yelled out loud, then everybody turned to me, with an odd expression on their faces. What? Never seen a death person before. "I..just..had a..vision."
"You had a what?" Hermione asked. Oh that's a relief, I'm not death.
"Damn! I was saving that for Madame Pomfrey's homework assignment." I muttered.
"10 points from..." What did Snape say? I'm losing it again! 10 points off of my robes? I had no other outfit! We all look the same! Oh no, there's that dot again.
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." Hermione said, pointing to something in her small words, heavy definitions book. Though I kept nodding. OK, here comes the music. Well that's more relaxing. I wonder what was for homework in Muggle Studies? Oh yea...that's next hour...Hermione told me there was something! But what? "What are you saying?" Apparently, I was just mumbling nothing under my breathe. I guess I wasn't asking her about homework. But didn't I just yesterday lose Gryffindor 50 points for not turning an assignment in again?
Hermione
What is wrong with them?? I say they are both looney! They can never think stright! Why am I always the one that has to come up with everything? I wish they were smarter!!! I have to carry around their sorry bums all day! But it's always the same! Always! Everyday, Ron never listens. It's like he turns his brain off or something! And why is he always looking right at Snape's face? And what's his deal with hearing? And then Harry learns from the master of stupidity! I think Ron is proud of his trate because he's always smiling and nodding at me. Why? He's not eve listening! I ask him over and over but he only nods. Even when I don't talk...he keeps nodding. It's as though he is all paying attention and looking around, to zapping out of reality and staring up at the ceiling! But those are my friends. And for some reason, I wouldn't give them up for anything else in the world. Well, maybe books....
disclaimer: Trust me, if I just changed the names around, it would be as though J.K. Rowling would never notice my bezerk story as taking her characters from her own.
Harry
Another day. Another boring day. Another worthless day. And when will Hermione shut-up about history and Head Girls? Maybe I should do what Ron does and turn off my brain. Would that work? God, I hope so. Because Hermione's becoming more...Hermione everyday. And did Ron ever notice what a 'Herm' is? A herm is a guy/girl. And I prefer not to call her that anymore.
"Are you listening, Harry?" Hermione snapped as they sat down at a table in the Gryffindor Common Room.
"No. Now please direct me to the button somewhere on your body that shuts you off." I replied. That didn't sound right.
"No! Because you have to listen! Your getting bad grades-" That's it. I'm just going to sit here and play classical music in my head until she shuts up. Or maybe rock. Hey! Ron was right! It does work. Now all I could see was Hermione's mouth opening and closing. It was like some tea kettle whistling through my head everytime a noise was made. Hey, I miss watching movies. Wait, I never saw many anyways! The only time I saw some was when I was by Hermione's house. The ONLY time. Uncle Big-butt would never let me watch TV besides the discovery channel or The Osbournes.
"Harry! I know you're not listening! You too Ron!" Hermione shrieked.
"Just let it pass, Harry. She'll go away." Ron said smoothly, looking up at the ceiling. Now Ron was wierd. When ever you thought he was listening, he wasn't. When ever you thought he was sleeping, he was wide awake. And when ever you thought he wasn't catching glances at Hermione's body, he was. Just goes to show that Ron makes red haired guys look bad. Which Percy had to fix. Alot. Especially with his entire family.
Ron
Freedom can be frightning if you've never felt it. Why did she have to play that song? Is she in love with Linkin Park or what? He he he. Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. Is Snape talking? Snape sounds like rape. Which is what he did to his butt ugly mother. Which is why his whole family tree has demented features and screwed up problems. Whoa. Is it just me, or does everybody see that black dot in front of Snapes head. It's swirving...now it's going down.
"Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron." Somebody said. I looked over to Harry, who was saying something to me. What was he saying? My name over and over? I can't hear him...AH! I'm death!
"AH!" I yelled out loud, then everybody turned to me, with an odd expression on their faces. What? Never seen a death person before. "I..just..had a..vision."
"You had a what?" Hermione asked. Oh that's a relief, I'm not death.
"Damn! I was saving that for Madame Pomfrey's homework assignment." I muttered.
"10 points from..." What did Snape say? I'm losing it again! 10 points off of my robes? I had no other outfit! We all look the same! Oh no, there's that dot again.
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." Hermione said, pointing to something in her small words, heavy definitions book. Though I kept nodding. OK, here comes the music. Well that's more relaxing. I wonder what was for homework in Muggle Studies? Oh yea...that's next hour...Hermione told me there was something! But what? "What are you saying?" Apparently, I was just mumbling nothing under my breathe. I guess I wasn't asking her about homework. But didn't I just yesterday lose Gryffindor 50 points for not turning an assignment in again?
Hermione
What is wrong with them?? I say they are both looney! They can never think stright! Why am I always the one that has to come up with everything? I wish they were smarter!!! I have to carry around their sorry bums all day! But it's always the same! Always! Everyday, Ron never listens. It's like he turns his brain off or something! And why is he always looking right at Snape's face? And what's his deal with hearing? And then Harry learns from the master of stupidity! I think Ron is proud of his trate because he's always smiling and nodding at me. Why? He's not eve listening! I ask him over and over but he only nods. Even when I don't talk...he keeps nodding. It's as though he is all paying attention and looking around, to zapping out of reality and staring up at the ceiling! But those are my friends. And for some reason, I wouldn't give them up for anything else in the world. Well, maybe books....