This is my official first fan-fiction Cx
It's a One Piece one-shot, it's very, very, very short. :3 pairing Zoro and Sanji kind of.
I tried making it funny, and stuff...

DISCLAIMER: All characters belong Eiichiro Oda. And this is all apart of my imagination and weird fantasies.
 Also don't go around telling people I stole someone's idea -.- cuz I didn't. It's all original!

"Do you Roronoah Zoro take Sanji to be your wedded wife?"

"I do" Zoro said coyly

"And do you Sanji take Zoro to be your wedded husband?"

All eyes were on the blonde, who for some odd reason were a girl.

"I-I-I do..." Sanji finally spoke

"Any objections to this wedding? Speak now or forever hold your peace!"

No one said anything.

"You may ki-" The priest was cut off

"I OBJECT!" The church doors suddenly burst open revealing this frantic hooded figure, screaming at the top of their lungs.

"Just who the hell are you?! And why!? " Zoro screamed back while comforting a crying Sanji who was crying his...er...her eyes out ruining the makeup pancaked on her face.

"I AM THE LOVER OF SANJI! AND I OBJECT TO THIS MESSED UP AND GAYWEDDING!"

"What the fuck are you talking about? Sanji doesn't have a lover besides Zoro." Luffy shouted defending his nakama.
A faint blush appeared on the swordmans face when Luffy blurred it out.

"Yeah he does! And it's me!" The person screamed.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Shut the fuck up you persistent bitch!" Zoro cut in stopping 'em.

"Oi, love-cook. Do you have an explanation for this?" Zoro asked irritated

Before Sanji could say anything the person slapped him, causing the curly eyebrowed mess to wake up.

"AHHHH!" He fell out of his hammock. "Oh shit... it was just a dream. But it felt so real! And why am i crying?!" Sanji uttered to himself
He looked up to see a wide eyed marimo and the rest of the crew staring at him with disbelief.

"Oi, what're you looking at Marimo and the others?"

"You talk in your sleep, shitty love cook..." He said softly with a faint blush on his cheek.

And that's all he needed to hear before turning in to the shade of a tomato and fainting.

Hehehehehe... It's a drabble :3

Please don't kill me (/.\)

And excuse any spelling/grammatical errors.

Good day ^.^