An abandoned Blockbuster in the slums of the city was littered with boxes of movies left behind as nobody wanted the discs specifically manufactured for the business. In the cartoon aisle, a box starts jiggling, shaking and wobbling until the box bursts open and a disc pops out. The disc rolls along the floor until it slips into a DVD player. Soon the TV turns itself on. This prompts the DVD player and TV to glow rapidly, and soon explode. Two figures stand there, glowing, after the explosion. They glow, pixelated and reconfiguring to the 3D space. Eventually they properly materialize, revealing to be Sonic and Antoine from the Saturday morning cartoon, Sonic the Hedgehog, or SatAM as some called it.
"SACRE BLEU CHEESE!" exclaims Antoine. "ANT! GIVE ME BACK MY CHILI DOG!" Sonic yells at Antoine. The two stand for a moment, staring at each other. Sonic looks Antoine over thoroughly, "Hey Ant, you look way past cool. What'd you do to your face dawg?" Shaking like mad, Antoine shrieks, "WHAT EEZ BEING ON MY FACE?!" "No sweat Ant, nothing's on your face. Yet." "…Yet?"
Sonic approaches Antoine and wraps his arms around him, slowly placing his lips on his face. "I'm on your face now, Ant." Nervously Antoine stutters, "Y-y-you are being on my face? O-oh sacre bleu cheese Sonique… You are being, how you say, a funny." With a cocky grin, Sonic starts removing Antoine's clothes. "Yo Ant, I bet you can't keep up…" Antoine allows Sonic to do this while letting out a shaky moan.
So Sonic strips Antoine down until he's standing in his birthday suit, his joystick between his legs. Antoine nervously looks at Sonic and blushes. He then approaches and starts slowly removing Sonic's gloves. "Yo Ant…" Next, Antoine goes for Sonic's sneakers. He removes the blue hedgehunk's kicks carefully. "MY SNEAKS! ANT!" His feet have a stench so bad that you can see a green gas coming from them. This prompts Sonic to run to the checkout, grabbing Antoine and setting him down on the counter. He flips Antoine over, mounts him, and starts grinding against his succulent sausage. "SACRE BLEU! SONIQUE! AIES PITIÉ!" Another shaky moan escapes Antoine's mouth.
Sonic turns Antoine over onto his back and starts shoving his chili dog into Antoine's buns. "SONIQUE! MERCY! MERCY!" The cobalt cock keeps going into the brown butt, making a sound like when you wiggle around a spoon in jello. Again Antoine releases a moan. He stops yelling and lets the blue blur have his way, like the submissive coward he is.
As the butt fucking goes on, Antoine's anus tightens, his rectum restricting the speedy schlong's movement. Sonic lets out a loud moan. "LET'S DO IT TO IT!" He throws his speedy snake into overdrive and starts moving his blue banana in and out rapidly. Eventually, it's too much and the cobalt carrot gives in, releasing ranch into Antoine's rectum. Antoine and Sonic both moan loud enough to be heard by the birds outside, and Antoine's wiener releases a full load of mayo. Sonic sits Antoine up, making him sit on his lap, Sonic's little Sonic Warrior still in Antoine's crap cavern. Now Sonic wraps his arms around Antoine, but he feels something weird. Antoine is… MARIE ANTOINETTE.
Three months later, Antoinette is super pregnant, and they still live in the abandoned Blockbuster, occasionally playing Mario is Missing.