AN: This is my second fic. About Naruto. I hope you'll enjoy it!!
Disclaimer: We all know who created Naruto, right? It was the pencil!! Laughs out loud and begins to cough …corny… coughs
Chapter 1: Inside a guys mind: Pervert-ness
"What?!" Naruto and the gang said in chorus.
Kurenai nodded, Kakashi pointed at the Jounin, Chuunins and… Genin. "You're all having a week off. At the Hot Spring."
"Really?!" Ino's eyes sparkled.
"Yes and what's more fun is that me and the teachers will pay every cent!!" Gai did the nice guys pose.
The girls cheer and the boys whined. Kurenai glared at the boys. "What's wrong? You guys don't want to go?"
"Yeah, especially you Shikamaru, that hot water could gain you energy in your lazy body." Asuma said while smoking a cigarette.
Shikamaru sighed. "…Nah… I don't want…its too troublesome."
Asuma's vein popped out. Gai's eyes became fireballs. "IF YOU BOYS ALL DON'T WANT TO, YOU'LL ALL RUN 10.000 LAPS AROUND THE VILLAGE!!"
The boys stopped whining and began to cheer like the girls. (Or maybe worse) The girls' sweatdropped.
"Good…" Gai did his nice guy pose.
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"Ahh… This is the life." Naruto said covering half of his face in hot water.
"I never thought that this is so relaxing." Kiba said slowly.
"Yeah!! After 750 laps around the village, this is the spot to relax!" Lee said with a little of red shade on his face.
"And it's better when you're eating chips." Chouji said. (Eating a bag of chips in the hot spring.)
Lee glared at Shino. "Hey Shino, looks like you're not enjoying the hot spring. Something wrong?"
Shino raised a brow. "Is it obvious that I'm enjoying it?"
"Uh…no…" Lee answered.
"Hey! Shino! Why the hell are you still wearing your sunglasses?" Naruto pointed.
"…If I remove it, it will be a disgrace to my clan…" Shino said, fixing his glasses.
Naruto grunted. He looked at the wall where the girls are behind, he blushed a little and stared at Neji, who was closing his eyes while relaxing the hot spring. "What do you want, Naruto?" He said still closing his eyes.
"Eh?!" Naruto got shocked. For a while he was fidgeting. "Hey Neji!"
"Yes?"
"Since that you have the all seeing eye and all…"
Kiba and the others looked at Neji, Kiba grinned. "Yeah Neji, since you have the Byakugan…"
Neji looked at the two, Naruto pointed at the wall where the girls are also enjoying the hot spring at the back, Kiba nodded.
Neji blushed a little and curled his lips. "No!"
"Aww come on Neji, just once?!" Naruto pleaded.
"Yeah Neji!!" Kiba pleaded also.
"What are you guys doing now?" Shikamaru said.
"They want me to see through that wall and tell them what I saw…" Neji explained.
Shikamaru's eyes widened. He's eyebrows twitched he had a pink shade on his face. But hid it. "Man… you guys are so troublesome…"
"Please Neji!!" Kiba pleaded. "Do you want to see the girls-"
"I do not want." Neji said immediately. Putting his nose up in the air.
Naruto sighed. "Aww man, I think Sakura has nice skin."
"No she doesn't" Kiba pointed. "I think Hinata's the one who has nicer skin then the other girls."
"Hinata? Her? She has pale skin but doesn't mean that she has nice skin." Naruto said.
"Yeah! I think to that Sakura has nicer skin then any girl!!" Lee put up his right fist. He decided to join the boys talk.
"Uhm… I think that Ino has nicer skin, besides, she's the hottest in the girls." Chouji said.
Naruto and Kiba became silent for a while, but for a moment. "Yeah, I think she is…" Both of them said not in chorus.
"Hey, how about Tenten?" Neji added.
They became silent again, but Naruto spoke. "Nah… not her…"
"Why?" Neji asked.
"Because Tenten's older than us." Kiba put out his tongue, Naruto nodded.
"…So…?" Neji raised an eyebrow.
"Besides, why are you putting Tenten in the subject?" Kiba asked.
"…" Neji didn't answer.
Naruto suddenly put his fist and rubbing it to Neji's head. "Because Neji likes her!!"
"I do not!" Neji said in a defensive tone. "She's my teammate. And let go!!"
"Yeah right!!" Naruto let go on Neji. "Like I always see you whenever Tenten's around, your eyes sparkle." Naruto said with his eyes sparkling to give Neji an example.
"…How can you see my sparkle in my eye if I don't even have a black pupil?" Neji said suspiciously.
Naruto didn't say anything, he was right anyways. Who could see Neji's eyes sparkle? Only a Hyuuga can tell.
"But you two have a good chemistry." Kiba added.
"How can you know if there's a chemistry?" Neji asked again. "Plus where did you get that word?"
"Uhm… I don't know… I just heard Ino saying that word." Kiba shrugged. "She said, 'Neji and Tenten have good chemistry.'"
The boys were dumbfounded. "Uh… yeah whatever." Naruto said. "Still, Sakura has nice skin!!"
"No! Hinata has nicer skin." Kiba debated.
"I thought we all agreed that Ino's the one who has great skin?" Chouji said.
Both of them looked at him.
"NO!!" Both of them said in chorus.
"You guys are morons." Shino said. "Fighting over the girls' who has nicer skin."
"Why do you care in our conversation?!" Naruto said standing up and pointing at Shino.
"I just found it STUPID." Shino replied.
Shikamaru sighed. "Man, you guys are such a drag. Can you see I'm sleeping here?"
"We never noticed…" Lee answered.
"Whatever man, Neji can you see what's through that wall already?" Naruto whined.
"I said NO." Neji said.
"Well… what if Hinata's looking at us now?!" Naruto said pointing to the wall.
All the boys stared at Neji, then they stared at the wall.
"She has the Byakugan too!"
"…She's…she's not the type of person who could do that." Neji trying to speak.
"Yeah, but what Sakura said in the preliminaries years ago, 'Every girl has a dark side.'"
(A.N: In the Chuunin exams; Ino versus Sakura.)
"Man, I feel exposed already." Shikamaru said covering his upper body with his arms.
Neji was speechless. He doesn't know what he's gonna do.
"Maybe she's doing it now." Kiba said.
"Just do it Neji, besides you're gonna see only your cousin, Hinata." Lee said.
Neji sighed. "Fine…"
"Oh right! That's the spirit Neji!!" Kiba cheered. Naruto jumped up and down.
"But just this once, plus I'm only gonna check on Hinata, not anyone else." Neji said while doing the hand signs.
"Yeah, yeah, we know!" Naruto said.
"And tell us what Hinata looks like!" Kiba added.
"Morons…" Shino mumbled.
Neji groaned. He did the hand signs for less then ten seconds, then,
"BYAKUGAN!"
To be cont…
AN: There! I've finished the first chapter. Sorry if the Characters here are a little out of character, just to make it funny and all. PLEASE review!! If it's good to continue it, I just want to see if I improved from my first fic.
Stay tuned for the second Chapter!