I swear this is the most random thing ever! But I had nothing to do, so I thought, 'hey why not write this down?' I took a semester of home Ec and really hated it. Sorry but tis true. I alway kinda wished this would happen.

Just one of those days-

It was going to be a crappy day, he could tell. Jou wasn't an expert, but he didn't think the stove itself was supposed to be on fire.

Things wouldn't have been so bad if the entire stove hadn't burst into flames, they could've just roasted marshmallows over it or something. At least, that's what he told Yugi, although it didn't seem to help. Honda had immediately dropped onto the floor and started rolling around, until Bakura kicked him and told him to stop being such a moron.

Kaiba was ranting about how he was going to kick everyone's ass after they shut off the sprinkler system; although he had an excuse. He's been right in front of the explosion when it happened. Jounouchi even felt a bit of pity for him, having all that crap stuck all over him. However, that quickly disappeared after he got smacked by said person for telling him that he should throw some money at the situation, since it seemed that usually worked.

Anzu was being just as much of a help (cough, cough) because even though the heart of the cards was apparently some sort of god, you couldn't really douse a fire with friendship. Although he reached his limit when he sent her off to get a fire extinguisher, and she came back with a can of cool whip. God, how stupid could one person be?

Duke was just being a major pain in the ass. He had some absurd idea that wool would put out the fire. And asking Anzu to strip, (and then telling her he'd pay her for it) was not getting them anywhere.

Whatever was on the stove now resembled Cajun style flambe, (or as Honda so delicately put it "something that got hit by a truck")

The group evacuated when three other stoves and Bakura caught fire, although Bakura on fire was a decent source of amusement. They were herded outside in the cold as six fire trucks pulled up and hoses were rushed inside.

In the yard people congratulated Jounouchi as the first person to ever blow up something in school and fail Home Ec at the same time. He was awarded with a medal made from a smashed coke can.

He really hated this class.