A frind of mien, the one whu gavbed me mu names, told me todat about a thin called something like Taltail fanirfc the eater 300. Its wear thet make fin of bad fanfias. Ttehu jist did part of a My little peon fic I helps with an Jack and Fracedka. I dont no wy, my fics ar gate! Sinse theu so wronglt made fun of mey fics, I"M MAKING FUN OF THEN!
Spike wented int a forest, then he heard some of teh growlz coming from the forest,
Remolay: Oh great, this part.
mightypiratetm: Teh internet.
RingmasterJ5:
CMS: Whi woudl uoy mak fun of your oen stort?
Funny story, this one. I was kind of desperate for extra guest chapters to add to this, so I messaged a troll
CMS: I'm not a torll, Tara Gilsbie si a toerl.
from the Ace Attorney archive. He replied with this.
CMS: This wanst a sirius ifc? I foolowed your instrunctios to the lettre.
Remolay: Sadly, this is the best thing he's written.
CMS: Tis is actuaky the wurst thung i evet write, becus it wnast just me.
mightypiratetm: Awww!
he looked a round and finded the death bodies of Rarity being eated by Fluttericefreakfire-starsolarfreeezebeamshark.
StrongBrush1: Try saying THAT three times fast.
CMS: Eaier tha eas
mightypiratetm: That's quite the tongue twister.
Alcoremortis: I totally did that. Yup.
Spike screamed and suddenly a flashback happend.
Remolay: Suddenly!
StrongBrush1: Flashback, flashback, fucking flashback, gotta see this shit again...
CMS: Wits rong with fashjbacks?
mightypiratetm: Shit happens.
Psycho Pie stabed Rarity five hundred and seven time.
StrongBrush1: There's no kill like overkill!
CMS: IS FUNE!
mightypiratetm: "But I would offer you 10 dresses made out of ponies for free!"
SPike knew this and decided his revenge he exploded into SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE!
mightypiratetm: OK, screw Derpzilla! This is my new pet!
CMS: Glad I mafr 1ne persin happu.
and kicked in the nuts even thought shes a girl.
Remolay: So he knows that girls have not got those, yet he ignores it anyway?
CMS: Nit mi idaa wi thet 1en.
Remolay: Is there an entire missing sentence here?
Alcoremortis: It should say: "Give Alcoremortis money".
CMS: It shokld sau; Talltailk fanfid the eatre 30 suxks.
mightypiratetm: Why?
Then he threw to the ground and screamed so loud it turned her main yellow.
StrongBrush1: That's... quite the accomplishment.
"Not so fast SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE!" Psycho Pie screamed in space as she cut SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE!'s head with a chainsaw.
Alcoremortis:...Huzzah?
mightypiratetm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE! laughed as his head grew back twice
StrongBrush1: Two headed dragon! NOT GOOD!
CMS: moar heds = moar peorre= GIID!
mightypiratetm: FUCK YEAH!
and he punted both Psycho Pie and into space.
StrongBrush1: Psychio Pie can into space?
Alcoremortis: I don't things are supposed to work that way.
Remolay: I think Flutterfireshark was supposed to be in there witht eh whole and thing.
CMS: I sunt remmebr.
Ringmaster, did you forget a hyphen?
RingmasterJ5: This is a guest chapter.
His heads laughed and became excited that they could now talk to eachother. They got in a fight tore eachother apart, leading to both heads growing back twice, and in a form of mitosis split into four SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE!s
Remolay: The hell? Mitosis does not work that way!
CMS:I dunt rally know whau mistois is!
Alcoremortis: Well...if it's magical mitosis...who knows?
who went on to terrorize Celestia with HOLY CRAP lazahs and fire balss of doom.
StrongBrush1: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH *Shoop da woop*
mightypiratetm: Banned for overrused meme.
StrongBrush1: This isn't the "Banned Game" thread, Mighty.
mightypiratetm: This can be whatever it wants.
CMS: the fuss?
Suddenly Derpzilla arrive and chanlenged all 4 SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE!s to a duel.
Remolay: I need Dragonzord Power NOW!
CMS:wut the hels is this?
It destroys at least half of ponyville, including the library. Serves the damn books right with all there big words.
RingmasterJ5: YEAH! Wait, what are we talking about, again?
CMS:biiks suc, thas what.
Alcoremortis: Something about how the lack of education in this country has resulted in youth with a ridiculously short attent-OOH LOOK A PUPPY!
mightypiratetm: ARF! I'm a puppy I tell you! Don't you believe me?
The fight went on for twenty seven years.
Remolay: The battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually. A champion stood, the rest saw the better. Mister Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
On the twenty seventh day of the twenty seventh year,
Alcoremortis: ...And the twenty-seventh month. No...wait.
CMS:Whi djdnt I thunk a than 1ne.?/
StrongBrush1: Given this author's rep for not making sense, this might be the case.
Fluttericefreakfire-starsolarfreeezebeamshark came back to Celestia as Fluttericefreakfire-starsolarfreeezeplasma-beamshark
Remolay: Ow.
CMS: it wad in the insutntions, dont compalin.
with Psycho Pie, who's tail was tied to a space stick.
StrongBrush1: Space stick? What?
RingmasterJ5: Maybe it's a stick you hit people with when they get too close to you?
StrongBrush1: So, any kind of stick or stick like object?
RingmasterJ5: Yep.
mightypiratetm: So what's the point of calling it a space stick?
Fluttericefreakfire-starsolarplasmafreeeze-beamshark dove at the the 4 SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE!s and Derpzilla Waving arround her Psycho Pie Flail, who was laughing evilly the entire time.
Alcoremortis: She has an evil intelligent weapon? Sweet.
mightypiratetm: More like stupid.
Remolay: At least someone is having fun.
There was an explosion that destroyed the end of this the letter. Psycho Pie ended up the only one who wsn't hurt, s her nme doesn't hve the letter.
Lcoremortis: I don't even. I'm guessing the letter "" is now ftl. Oh crp. *dies*
Remoly: No, it looks like the letter ws wht ws destroyed.
RingmsterJ5: Ww, Lcoremortis died gin. *uses power of Flutterfireshrk*
StrongBrush1: How mny times do we hve to DO tht?
mightypirtetm: I dn't knw.
CMS:Whu are thei doing thet? IT ONY PAET OF TEH RIC!
Fluttericefrekfirestr-solrfreeezeplsm-bemshrk ws wekend nd SUPERMEGDESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE! ws turned bck into just plin Spike.
Remoly: Tht's disspointing.
CMS: Yeh, but I hsd to rdo it.
StrongBrush1: Uthor, you re n sshole.
CMS:favl tyou man.
mightypirtetm: Congrtultions, Remoly! Yu just clled Ringmster n sshole
Spike yelled s mny swers s he knew, which somehow restored the letter A.
RingmasterJ5: How?
Remolay: HoorAy, We cAn use the letter AgAin!
Alcoremortis: YAy! I'm Alive!
mightypiratetm: YES! THIS IS AWESOME!
Then Candlejack appeared and everyth [4]
StrongBrush1: Sigh... stupid, stupid author.
CMS:Wit? I though it as funnnu?
RingmasterJ5: Footnote Explanation: Written by FFNet troll "Chrono Maxenstein 3D."
mightypiratetm: Also known as *******.
CMS:Mi namrs not ****8**,, its chormo naxentsin #D!
RingmasterJ5: Now it's time for an extremely stupid Ace Attorney trollfic with fetishistic undertones by Chrono, the guy who made that "SUPERMEGADESTRUCTOKILLSPIKE" chapter of PPPPP.
CMS:I AM NOUT A TOLRA!
Remolay: Undertones? The guy's a masochist. It's frakking obvious.
CMS: And whuas rontg with taht?
At least it's not poop.
mightypiratetm: Or a Youtube Poop
Alcoremortis: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Pitiful humans! Do you not know the function of the scroll-bar? HA! I simply skipped this pathetic little song, and so prevented damage to my brain! HAHAHAHA!
CMS:I dont; evene know hoe thatls relatas.
JAck and Fraceska"I find the defendant guilty of all ccharges." tge judge said as Pheonix Wright screamed.
Remolay: That's not TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
CMS:yeh it s, I just id id.
StrongBrush1: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
It was another winning case for Jack Rickson.
Remolay: The most uncreative name in the Ace Attorneyverse.
CMS:IT"S A GRATE NAMEA! YOI JUEK! I HSTE YOUR NAME IT WEIERD!
mightypiratetm: Even more so than Jhon Smith.
Alcoremortis: Or even Jon Smythe! If you're feeling creative.
Rickson had never lost a case and was more famous than Moles Egeworth
RingmasterJ5: But was he more famous than Miles Egeworth? Or Edgeworth, for that matter?
CMS:Teh hells you knwo? THati swhat ISKaisd.
Remolay: Exrobably not.
Alcoremortis: Maybe he's a mole.
and Manfred Von Karma
StrongBrush1: My Karma ran over your Dogma.
CMS:OBEDTIOS! REKEVAMSCE!
combined.
Remolay: Obvious Stu is obvious.
CMS:No, his naes is Jakc, nto Sti.
StrongBrush1: I am so sick of these fanfic authors trying to steal my obvious thunder.
CMS:WhauT?
He was boumd to get mote famous too.
Remolay: Who's Mote?
Alcoremortis: Probably some other horrible OC who we won't care about. I bet he never even shows up again! Bastard.
Afyer all, he dus jusy beat Phoemix Wright, a defense attorney who never loses.
RingmasterJ5: ...Except that one time.
CMS:NEVER LSOES! TEh BARastard.
Remolay: Who cares, that was in the Apollo Justice game.
RingmasterJ5: Two times, then. The other was at the end of JFA.
CMS:NEHAER!
Remolay: MAN! I need to play more Ace Attorney.
mightypiratetm: I don't.
There wad one person Jaxk
Remolay: This would be an Xtremely K00l Nam3 in most circumstances.
eally wantes to go up agaimst, but he couldnt because sje was a prosecutpr too: Franceska
Remolay: Wrong.
CMS:Wirght.
Von Karma. He loved the way she handeled cases using her whip on her apponemt.
RingmasterJ5: I don't see this story ending well.
CMS: Haow couold it ntoa ende wles?
mightypiratetm: Me neither.
Alcoremortis: I can see now how I've been programmed to respond to certain words in fanfiction. Take an innocent word like "whip" or "handcuffs" or "leather". All of a sudden the mind goes places I really wish it wouldn't.
Ricksom startef to wonder if je could get a carreer chamge at thos point, but that wasnt for the best. Franceaka woyld nevet love a foolish defense attorney.
Remolay: Or someone with such atrocious spelling.
CMS:CREW U YA JARK!
Alcoremortis: I bet she does. And I bet there's a whip involved.
CMS: Yup1 :)
Jack went yo the prpsecutors room for a ell deserved brwak
Remolay:The sound a chicken makes?
RingmasterJ5: I read that as "elf deserved break".
CMS:You nokw whut I mean, stip preotanding yuoy sont!
Alcoremortis: *hands Ringmaster SPEW badge* Hey! Those elves need breaks!
and when he enterd Franceska was theer. "Mr Rickson," she said. "Well dobe out there today.
Remolay: Well dobe... Does "Franceska" Have a cold?
Ive never swwn tgat foolisj fool sqwirm so much."
"Thanlx," Jack replied. " I have to admit it was nt easy. Rhat guy
RingmasterJ5: Has Jack turned into Scooby-Doo?
Remolay: I was thinking of Rattman, actually.
Alcoremortis: So...he's just a crazy guy that writes on the walls?
can and will object to anything." Jackson
Remolay: Suddenly, Rickson becomes Jackson. Well done. Well done.
CMS: Thet wus a slip. I asmit thet.
was excited thar Von Karma was eveb talking to her. He finally said thinking thisvwas his ahot,
Remolay: The hell does that mean?
CMS: finally thingkt theisd ead hios dhot, oviousky!
"Im thinkimh of switching sides."
Franceska laughed, "There's no way youd be foolish enought to foolishlt
Remolay: I read that as Foolishit.
do that." Well, he felt it was worth a shot.
Remolay: Yes, I think you said that already.
CMS:Sp I telt luke sauin it agin, sue mw.
One more try
"Actually," he mumbled as Franceska gripped her whip. "I'm kinda serious." KERRACK1 He felt the sweet pain of Ms con Kaema's
Remolay: Miss with Kaema? What?
whip on hid body. "Ahhh!" he yowweled. "Ypu have no idaa hpw mucj I wanted that." He then shut his mouth realosing wjat he srid.
Remolay: Can I get a translator in here?
StrongBrush1: Don't look at me!
Alcoremortis: -"Ahhh!" he yowled,"You have no idea how much I wanted that." He then shut his mouth, realizing what he just said.- I only got this because I have a dirty mind and was expecting something like this since the word "whip" on page one.
CMS:I like this one, theu can reas.
The next words out of Franceskas moth srartled Kack. "I have lost my respect for you."
StrongBrush1: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Remolay: How did he manage to spell an entire sentence right? RELEASE THE BALLOONS! RELEASE THE CONFETTI! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
StrongBrush1: Release the Kraken Release the Jabberwocky! I DON'T WEAR HOCKEY PADS!
mightypiratetm: Serve the cupcakes!
CMS: I hav not clie whua is gong on her.
Alcoremortis: *eats the cupcakes* Well, at least it wasn't a TOTAL loss!
and theb she stormmed out of the room, Jack quickly behind already wanting to expelain.
"I didnt meen it!.".
StrongBrush1: Didn't mean what?
Remolay: Something about getting a defense attorney or something? By the way.
CMS:Haw dis your get htat wronf?
That was the entire first chapter.
StrongBrush1: What happens in the second besides more stupidity?
CMS:Thei is no sutpls stiff in me fids.
Remolay: A lot more masochism.
"Disnt meanr it?" Franceska asked. "You mean you arent switching sidss," Her eyes began to water a bir.
StrongBrush1: Did she just cry beer?
Remolay: Bir. Dutch for Wedgie, according to the ever accurate source of information: Urban Dictionary. So, her eyes are growing wedgies?
CMS: uoy know whut I sad!
Alcoremortis: I guess they must be.
"No," Jack cried out. " I only said that so I coyld feel rge sweet taste of your qhip."
Remolay: Typos, typos from heel!
CMS: Nut finnu.
I can decipher this, but still.
he admitted rather opemly, and he felt the wjip on him several times more. Itwas wonserful, and was the greatest psin he evet helt.
"Don't ever try to fool me likr tat agaon!"
Remolay: What about a tattoo?
she yelled as she whopped him.
StrongBrush1: Whop v. To "Get head" ,according to UrbanDictionary.
CMS:Whit?
Remolay: I'm always known Whopping as getting beat, as in to Whop someones ass.
CMS:Whst?
StrongBrush1: That's "whup," not "whop."
Remolay: That too.
"I was scares you eerr really going to becomd a defence attpurny."
Remolay: Is that an attorney pony whose in porn or something?
CMS:DOG MADMMIT YOUE KWNO WHAT I MENT!
Alcoremortis: With all the whipping involved...I wouldn't be surprised.
Franceska
Remolay: He has the character listed as being in the fic, the pull down menu has the right spelled name. WHY CAN'T THIS GUY SPELL FRANZISKA!
CMS: I CAN SPEEL FRANCESK! EER !NE ELS GETS IT WONG!
Which I prolly spelled wrong.
had alwayd adired Jack since the day he syarted work just ad Javk had admired her they were jussr to sht to say anytbing.
StrongBrush1: I read this as "shit to say anything."
Remolay: Ahh, yes. Here is where it start to get unreadable.
CMS:NOthniun is unredlable.
"Frnceska, Im sorry. I just wantedd to feel tge paib oc your wjip." Jack said, extremiry sencere. "I love you."
Remolay: That would be sweet if it weren't so annoying.
Granceska started to cru.
Remolay: Cru. N.
A mytholgical creature that dwells in the deep cornors of the forest, but, a "cru" may enter into the real world on every second tuesday of every third month, or when gerbils and parakeets are on sale at petco.
CMS:The hell?
" I love you too jak."
Remolay: And Daxter.
Alcoremortis: And then they all got drunk on whiskey.
she walked up to him and kissedhim on the lips " I should punish you mote for makinf me think uoy
Remolay:Backwards? Seriously? ?ylsuoireS ?sdrawkcaB
mightypiratetm: !diputs si sihT
CMS:I dont; know hwoat yorj saihn, I dont speam spa,nisj.
wre giving up." she finly spoke agaub, with a more playdul
Alcoremortis: Well? Which is it? Playful or dull? You can't have both!
CMS: PAlufil!
voice. " I think i need to take you wiy mw to my offivr."
StrongBrush1: I thought I saw "WMV" in there somewhere.
"I can"t."Jack said. " i have ppetwpek
RingmasterJ5: I read that as "Puppetwork".
CMS:How?/?
Remolay: Great, now I will for the rest of my life.
CMS:Wwhu?
mightypiratetm: Yay!
Alcoremortis: Eugh! Puppets! I hate puppets!
to dofor this cadr still." But ypur frre to help ke thete".
StrongBrush1: Say what?
Remolay: I can get most of this and I don't know what he said.
CMS:liat.
RingmasterJ5: "I have paperwork to do for this case, still. But, you're free to help me there."
mightypiratetm: It looks like I'm a good badfic translator too.
Remolay: The hell? How did... Nevermind, I have to stop questioning it.
RingmasterJ5: I'm a VERY good Badfic Translator.
Franceska sighed. " i guess we can do that firsrt. And she follwed Jack to his office and helped jin
Remolay: Japanese for Person.
wiyh the paterwork. She helped by whipping him whenever he made a mistshk.
Remolay:Oh, ALmost inteligible.
Alcoremortis: She doesn't sound very helpful.
CMS:Trst me. THSR od relau hekpful.
He yowlex
Remolay: Some kind of knock of Rolex?
CMS: YOU DNOE WHAT I AMNE!
in delight ecery time. By tge ebd if the nighr hid clotheb wete in ripps and tears.
Remolay: Gonna need more Clotheb.
StrongBrush1: WE'RE gonna need a lot more hemp before we're through.
CMS: Whadahell? Hempp?
Remolay: Don't worry, he hasn't updated in a while.
CMS: Chepther 3rre us formy yes onory.
Whrn he fibisged he was ewarded
Remolay: E-wards, I forgot what I was going to say next.
imstead.
Never before had papetwotg bgegn so much fu .
mightypiratetm: Translation: Never before had paperwork been so much fun.
StrongBrush1: FU, indeed.
Remolay: My brain is attempting to escape.
CMS:Heh, cint hansdl tehm aweosm.
StrongBrush1: That happens from time to time.