Well guys. Finally, after what must have been a year and a half I've felt like picking up my pen and writing something. I've had to drop writing to sort through some personal issues, and now, just maybe I'm getting back into the swing of things. I give you, Texts: episode 4.
(Italics are text messages)
Buzz. Buzz buzz.
Renesmee: HELP! MAYDAY!
Jacob: Sorry sweetie, I'm currently in a monkey suit
Renesmee: Then get your monkey suit self to your car and get me out of here!
Jacob: it's called shopping for a reason
Renesmee: Not when I'd rather get married in my pyjamas. This time it's TORTURE
Jacob: Tough it out, where are you now?
Renesmee: Forced in a dressing room. 12th –
Buzz. Buzz buzz.
Alice: Renesmee Carlie Cullen, if you do not get out of that dressing room right now I'm telling your father all about your night time romps!
Renesmee: Oh shit
Jacob: What happened?
Renesmee: She knows. OH THE HORROR
Jacob: Oh shit alright, better do what she says
Renesmee: Does uncle Em know?
Emmett: Know what?
Renesmee: What my dress looks like
Emmett: Why would I know that… what are you hiding
Renesmee: Would it be possible to hide anything from you, unca Em?
Emmett: Well….
Jacob: We're home free Ness, he doesn't have a clue!
Emmett: WHAT?!
Bella: Honey, what aren't you telling me? Are you being safe?
Alice: I'm still waiting….
Emmett: This. Is. Priceles
Renesmee: Nothing's going on! Alice, calm down, I'm stuck in this corset, mom, oh mom please not now! Emmett, I swear to god if you say ONE word to daddy he's going to-
Jacob: Turn my balls into a pair of earings, I've heard that one before
Emmett: You wouldn't want that now would you Nessie, I heard you were quite fond of them little guys ;)
Bella: Emmett she's probably as red a tomato right now!
Emmett: Ahh, all the more fun though, isn't that right Belly
Jacob: Ness, sweetie, you want to stay at mine tonight? I'm guessing you won't get much sleep with that uncle of your around
Emmett: She won't be getting much sleep there either
Renesmee: Uncle Emmett! And yes Jake, thank you very much, I would like to stay there tonight, see you around 7?
Bella: Honey I'm not sure that's a good idea considering this new… information
Alice: Finally someone's talking sense, oh and by the way Nessie the service lady will be looking for you in 2 minutes and 8 seconds
Renesmee: Where are you guys?
Alice: Shoe place next door, I found some great satin six inches that you will just love oh and I found this wonderful hair slide but I think that lady next to me might buy them I'm not too sure ooh and I was thinking maybe diamond encrusted pins what do you think Nessie?!
Alice: Nessie?
Alice: Hello?
Alice: Oh, whoops, haha
Renesmee: You might've come and helped me before I fell flat on my face, your ideas sound lovely Aunt Ali
Emmett: Sooooooooooooooooooooo I guess chocolate chip cookies aren't your favourite snack anymore
Jacob: … I am speechless
Renesmee: Baby I have to go, the service lady thinks I'm stealing the dress. I'll see you at 7
Emmett: Yeah so you c-
Renesmee: UNCLE EMMETT!
The end :P I dunno but I have this idea where all their phones are connected, if it doesn't make sense just go with it