Pat: A new fic! Enjoy!
Rukario sighed. His rescue partner, Myuu of Mew, had been SO ANNOYING all day long! She'd done so many crazy things that morning. While guests were around!
Flashback
"Thank you for rescuing my little brother!" A Pikachu exclaimed, hugging the little mouse beside him. Rukario smiled, still unsure of where his aibou had run off to.
"Think nothing of it. It was my-" All of a sudden, a pink blur flew by, flying right up Rukario's shirt. He shrieked rather girlishly, holding his sides.
"Dang it, Myuu, STOP TICKLING ME!" Myuu complied, sticking her head out of the top of his shirt. Rukario sighed, the mouse brothers sweat-dropping.
"Hi!" Myuu said nonchalantly, waving. Rukario sighed, picking the pink fuzzball up, taking some Superglue ™ out, spreading some on the wall, and sticking the cat right on the wall. Myuu squealed.
"WHY?!"
"Do you want your mouth to be glued, too?" Rukario asked, Myuu shutting up instantly. Sighing, she pouted, tail tip wiggling furiously. Her tail'd been glued, too. Rukario grinned.
"Bye."
"Wait! You're not gonna leave me here, are ya? Rukario? RUKARIO!"
End Flashback
So far, so good. No sign of the little puffball. Rukario thought, a pink fluff ball whizzing past his ear, then stopping in front of him.
Speak of the devil, Rukario thought, Myuu looking P.Oed.
"What'd you do that for, Ru?" she asked tick-y, crossing her little arms. Rukario gaped.
"How'd you get outta there?!" he yelled, Myuu sighing.
"It wasn't easy." She turned around, pink skin bare on her back.
Meanwhile… Back at Wigglytuff's Guild…
"Hey, Chatot! When'd we get a rug for the wall?"
"What? … Holy Miltank, what the deuce is THAT?!"
"Ummm…. A fur?"
"It can't be real! It's PINK!"
"Well, what do you think it is??"
"I don't know… But I do know that I gotta get away from it as soon as possible. Bye!"
"Wait, Chatot! Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Back at the Sharpedo Bluff…
"…" Rukario said nothing, simply grabbing Myuu and stuffing her in a box, tapping it shut. The box wiggled furiously, a long yowl emitting from the box.
"WHYYYYYY?!"
At Treasure Town…
Rukario panted, placing the box down, stopping.
"Whew! Glad that's-" A Pokemon zoomed by, snatching the box away. Rukario gasped, standing rigged.
"Hey! Wait! Myuu's in there! Wait a minute… Myuu's in there? Victory is mine!" Myuu floated up beside him, blue eyes wide in wonder. Rukario glanced at her, doing a double-take.
"D'oh!" Rukario spat out, slapping his face.
"How'd you manage to get out this time, aibou?" he asked, Myuu nodding.
"While you were taking a break, I snuck out, and placed a surprise in there. It was meant for you, but now, guess that thief's gonna get it." Myuu replied, nodding. Rukario cocked his head.
"'A surprise?' What'd you put in there?"
"One of those explode-y things. Like an Electrode." Rukario's jaw dropped.
"A bomb?! What-"
BOOM!
"…" Rukario was speechless, Myuu just curious, as a Treecko passed by, black as ash.
"… Well, that was unexpected." Rukario commented, sweat-dropping.
"Hai." Myuu agreed, sneaking up on her aibou.
"Myuu? What are you- AUGH! Get out of my shorts, ya jerk!"
-Owari