Disclaimer: So not mine. If it was mine, AkuRoku would be canon, and Demyx would be a huge presence.
This fic is, as a side note, dedicated to TheAnnoyingVoice, who unleashed this rabid plot bunny. Enjoy, and thanks for all the encouragement!
"What can I do for you today, Mr. Principal, sir?!"
Xemnas groaned and rubbed at his temples. This is going to be a long day. "...Good morning, Demyx. We have a new student. Meet Xion."
He pushed her forward.
She blinked.
"Um, hello..."
"Hey there! My name's Demyx! I love rainbows and ponies and bubbles and sparkly things! Oh, and cheese. Cheese is great. Oh, and marshmallows!"
Xemnas sighed in resignation. "...Show Xion around."
"YAY!"
The student in question didn't say anything, having temporarily short-circuited, jaw agape, from the onslaught of tumultuous randomosity known as Demyx.
Posted: September 8, 2013
Word Count: 96