Her invention

By, Walking Contradictor

Summary: Nejiten. Tenten's invented something so extraordinary, so awesome, so…kick-ass, that someone went ahead and stole it.


Once I knew that he had done this for me, I wouldn't believe it was for real.


"Who gave you the authority to ruin my laboratory?"

"Someone that you know personally."

"And who may that be?"

"…That is for you to figure out."


Those damn bastards. I was testing weapons for the sake of safety for the other ninjas, and once I had a memorial break through, suddenly, someone breaks in and trashes the place, taking my invention, my two years of hard work, and my meaning of life.

It was time for vengeance.


I heard that she lost something very important to her, and, I suppose, I could help her out. After all, she's always trained with me for years, so, I assume, it's time to repay my debt. So I set out and find…


Neji's missing. He's been gone for a week now, and he never left anyone notice. That son of a…

Rawr, I can't bring myself to even cussing. How could he? He didn't even tell me.

...That asshole. Hah, I did cuss.


Kick, kick. Smash, smash. Kill, kill. Oh what fun it is to hunt around for her missing project. I adore this so.

Yeah, as you can see, I'm beating the crap out of some guy, who has her secret project. Yup. What fun.

Kick, kick. Smash, smash.


He came back today with my project and a bloody corpse. Well, the corpse was alive, just…ew. It's surprising, really, that he even went after it. I just assumed that he went off and went on a killing spree. You know, just for the fun of it. But I assume he had fun. He came back with his usual I-just-kicked-ass smirk.


"Thanks again, Neji."

"You're welcome, Tenten."


"And I congratulate Tenten for inventing a wonderful source of protection for ninjas throughout the world, now. And if you don't mind, Tenten, may you please present it?"

"Sure thing, Tsunade-sama."

Tenten removed the cloth and all hell broke loose.

"AAAAAHH! THIS ISN'T MY INVENTION!"


Hey, what can you expect? I didn't even know what it looked like.

The End.