Summary: D and Leon have a conversation about cats and…other things.
Disclaimer: So not mine. Or else Leon and D would be glued together by now.
Warnings: Shounen-ai. A little splash of yaoi.
A/N: Something that just wouldn't leave my brain. And yes, I think Leon resembles a cat. A tom-cat.
Of cats and Detectives.
"You like cats Detective?"
"Huh?"
"Cats. Those furry feline-"
"Yes, I know what cats are D!"
"Aa, good. So do you like them detective?"
"Why this question suddenly?"
"Nothing in particular, just wondering."
"Oh."
"You never did answer my question detective."
"Leon dammit! I have a name! Leon Orcot!"
"I will call you by your proper name once you give me a proper answer."
"Oh for Christ's sakes, D!"
"Tsk tsk. Language my dear detective."
"Fuck! Again with the goddamn goat!!"
"Tet-chan! Release the detective's legs at once!"
"Shit! You should get him sterilized or something!"
"So, do you like cats Detective?"
"Well-"
"Aa. So you're not really fond of them then?"
"I didn't even say so!"
"Tell me Leon-"
"You called me by my name."
"So I did."
"Good! I mean, uh-"
"Interesting, the way you're blushing now."
"I'm not!"
"Oh?"
"You were going to ask me another question?"
"Oh yes. So, you like other kind of animals as well?"
"Well, I like dogs. They're friendly."
"Cats are friendly as well."
"Not really."
"Oh?"
"They claw you and scratch at you and hiss at you. Dogs don 't do that."
"Hm."
"Why are you so obsessed about me and cats anyway?"
"Secret."
"Secret?"
"Aa."
"Tell me D!"
"Patience my dear Detective."
"What ever happened to Leon?"
"It takes a little while to get used to."
"I think you're more like a cat D."
"Why?"
"Because..."
"Hm?"
"Because...Hey! Are you smirking D?"
"Me? I'm not."
"Don't play innocent man."
"Me? Oh, I assure you Leon, I don't play innocent."
"Oh."
"…"
"Um, D, what's with that smile on your face?"
"Smile?"
"Um, uh, uh-"
"Hm?"
"Why are you so preoccupied with me and cats anyway?"
"Because my dear Detective, you remind me of one."
"Um-"
"Long, slender, graceful."
"D-"
"Proud, beautiful."
"D!"
"Hm?"
"Y-your hands-"
"Oh? You want them somewhere else?"
"Fuck D! That wasn't what I meant!"
"Language my dear…Leon."
"Now is no time to be talking about my goddamn language!"
"You don't like this?"
"N-no…I m-mean…"
"Hm?"
"Crap…w-why are you doing this to me?"
"Because.."
-Owari-
A/N: You can… ahem guess what'll happen then. Must give them some privacy after all.
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