I had been thinking about making a Naruto/AVP: Extinction crossover, and now here it is. This story takes place after the first part of the chunin exams. I plan on making a series of this so if you must criticize me, please give a reason as to why.

I do not own Naruto or Alien Versus Predator: Extinction.

Talking

Whispering/thinking

Demon talking

Demon whispering/thinking

Other being talking

A being cloaked in shadow was watching a brightly colored ninja from a large circular orb. All around him was a dark purple smoke, giving a mysterious look to the room. Reaching out to hold the orb, it was revealed that this…person had extremely pale hands with black finger nails. "It is almost time now" said the man in the shadows.

"Almost time for the champion of chaos to learn his destiny"

Laughter of pure madness filled the room.

For the umpteenth time Naruto was pissed. Why you ask? Because Kakashi sensei had dumped him off on a closet pervert who viewed him like most of the villagers did in favor of the Sasuke. 'So much for teamwork and don't leave comrades behind. What an ass' he thought angrily tohimself. He had earlier decided to get some ramen before he met with his poor excuse for a teacher. "I just want someone to actually help me for once"

As he continued on his way passing his apartment building, he noticed a strange smoke coming from behind it. Thinking it was fire, he wasted no time getting to the place where the smoke was coming from. But before he could see what was going on he was sucked into a swirling purple vortex. His last thoughts were of the ramen he would miss out on.

=======Hokage's office=======

Sarutobi had seen many things in his career as a ninja, but he had never seen anything like this. What kind of jutsu could suck a person into a vortex and leave no evidence of the victim even being there. He already was feeling bad about Kakashi playing favorites once again, and now someone up and killed the kid. 'Minato, I have failed you again' he thought sadly to himself. Sitting back in his chair, he turned it so he was facing the window. He cried silent tears to himself until he felt a dark presence in the room. "Whoever you are I am not in the mood to fight. If you must kill me then do so; I have already failed at protecting the hero of this village, so just get it over with" stated the old hokage morbidly.

"Why would you think he is dead?"

Turning the chair around faster than Choji runs when you say "all you can eat buffet", the third was met with a sight that would terrify lesser men. In front of the desk stood a man wearing a sleeveless cloak so dark in color that it can only be described as abyss, a belt with human skulls attached to it that went around the cloak holding it against his body, a black hood that was long enough to mask his face. His right hand was gripping a silver staff covered in ancient runes topped with a ruby the size of a fist covered with what looked like vines coming off of the staff. The only part of his body Sarutobi could really see, however, was his arms. The intruder's skin was deathly pale, reminding him of his fallen student Orochimaru. "Who or what are you?"

With a light chuckle the figure answered "I am the seventeenth seer of chaos, master of destruction and bringer of mayhem.

Warily, the old man decided that it would most likely take some tactics to get straight answers. "What do you know of this jutsu?"

"Believe it or not, that was not a jutsu nor did it kill the boy. I merely transported him to my domain. "

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT" shouted the now enraged old man. After hearing the commotion, several anbu plus Jiraiya and Kakashi showed up ready to strike if necessary. "You have five seconds to answer sensei" said Jiraiya.

Not moving from his spot the seer continued.

"It is because he is one of the few chosen by the forces of chaos to best represent it. I came to this world to see which of the chosen ones would become the champion of chaos. When I heard Naruto's wish, who was I to deny him it? After learning about his background from a drunk commoner, I realized he was perfect for the job" said the dark being of chaos. "What do you mean by 'his background' "said Kakashi. This question only brought a smile to the intruders face. "I mean he is the son of two famous ninja(making Sarutobi, Jiraiya, and Kakashi start to panic), was cursed by having one of the agents of chaos known as the nine tailed fox who was being controlled by Madara of the Uchiha clan sealed inside of him(everyone in the hokage's office was starting to tense up), was abandoned by his godparents Jiraiya and Tsunade to live in a hell hole of a village(anbu are giving Jiraiya death glares while he looks down in shame) even though his reason is somewhat understandable, was not told why he was hated in the first place in a pathetic attempt to give him a chance at a normal life which utterly failed, is being hunted for the beast in his gut by a group of missing nin to remake a ancient monster, and from what I have recently discovered is without a suitable teacher. It also helps that he is a sponge when it comes to learning jutsu."

Confused, Kakashi had to ask "What did you mean by him being without a suitable teacher. I think I am pretty good at being his sen-" Before he could finish he was lifted into the air by an invisible force. He was apparently choking since he was reaching for his neck. Everyone looked to the Seer and saw he was holding his left arm out while making choking motions with his glowing left hand. "You dare call yourself a sensei? You are nothing more than a hypocrite. You preach about teamwork yet you always ditch your other students in favor of the spoiled Uchiha brat. You have taught Naruto and Sakura tree walking and nothing more. You also taught this to the Uchiha, as well as water walking, better utilization of his sharigan, a taijutsu you copied, and most likely you plan to teach him the raikiri, no… the chidori, am I right?" After that the lazy jonin was set back on the ground. All of the occupants were glaring at Kakashi, most in disgust. "Is this true Kakashi? Do you train Sasuke more than your other students?" asked Sarutobi.

Steadily rising from the floor, Kakashi answered in his most guarded tone "Lord Hokage, I have to train Sasuke more. He has to face Gaara who will no doubt kill him without special training. Also he will be eventually facing against Itachi who will also likely try to kill him. So have I been focusing on solely training Sasuke; yes, but only because he is in more danger." The looks of disgust replaced with anger. Sarutobi however looked like he was going to kill the fool.

"So the ends justify the means? Your arrogance knows no bounds, Kakashi"

Removing his headband, Kakashi attempted to trap him in a genjutsu, but the seer started laughing. "Your attempt at controlling me is but a waste of time fool. And I know for a fact that your favor of the Uchiha over your other students is not because of his situation, but because he reminds you of yourself." Kakashi had a surprised look on his face while the hokage simply thought "I had thought he was over it, but it seems I was wrong once again". "As a seer of chaos, I have the ability to see all future disasters and atrocities. As of now, the future has been slightly altered by my actions." Stepping forward, the seer looked back at the hokage and said "Be warned Sarutobi, in one month you will be killed by your favorite student." Realizing what he meant, Sarutobi looked down in shame. He remembered that he too was like Kakashi, at least when it came to playing favorites.

"In two weeks Naruto will return for the chunin exams."

The anbu rushed in to try to capture him, but in a flash of purple light he was gone.

"This is to be a s-class secret" said the third. "Anyone who reveals it will have a long visit with Ibiki and Anko, understood?" All the present ninja nodded their heads. "Very well, my orders are to spread out and find…" Before he could finish the door opened to reveal all the jonin senseis and their gennin, and they didn't look happy.

"I'm getting to old for this"