Author's Notes: Hey guys so this idea has been in my head for a while. This series is about how the LS Hunterz like to celebrate holidays. Sometimes there will be the odd party they like to throw. I know I'm a day late with the St Patrick's Day one, so happy St Patrick's day.
"Happy St Patrick's day bitches." Ashley says while stepping into the LS Hunterz clubhouse. She took a sip of whiskey out the bottle that she had with her.
"Really it's 11 am?" Marcus says.
"I have a reason it's St Patrick's day." Ashley says.
"And you're not fucking Irish." Clint says looking at Ashley's green shirt that said 'Kiss me, I'm Irish.'
"Good enough for me to kiss you." Jake says trying to kiss Ashley. Ashley placed a hand on his lips and stopped him.
"Try later on when she is drunk as a fuck." Lex says. Ashley flipping him before taking another sip of whiskery, Clint snatching the bottle and drinking a mouthful.
"Nice new Mohawk." Ashley says looking at his green Mohawk.
"Thanks. Check out what I did to the beer." Clint says showing the bottles of green beer. Ashley smiled.
"Did someone bring some Irish music?" Ashley asks.
"Made a playlist." Tommy says while playing some music.
"Now to decorate this place before everyone else rocks up." Ashley says.
Later that night…
When Carly, Johnny, Franklin, Lamar, Jack, Sam, Rys, Trevor, Michael, Jimmy, Tracey and Immy showed up outside the LS Hunterz place, they could hear music playing and people cheering inside the place.
"Sounds like the party has already started." Trevor says while drinking some whiskery.
"You do realise that they do have drinks in there?" Carly asks.
"I don't really care." Trevor says before they stepped inside. LS Hunterz members danced to the music and were drinking whiskey or green beer.
"They did a good job with this one." Johnny says. Ashley came over.
"Hey you guys made it." Ashley says.
"You're not Irish." Trevor says seeing her shirt.
"So what? It's St Patrick's Day." Ashley says. The doors opened and Niko, Packie and Gerry walked in.
"Hey if anyone should be wearing that shirt it's me." Gerry says.
"Fuck off Gerry you're not having my shirt. Remember the last St Patrick's Day I celebrated with you guys in LC?" Ashley says.
"Oh yeah. Packie got pissed drunk and fucking got his name tattooed on his arm." Niko says, all four laughing as they remember that night, sort of.
17/3/2005
"Fuck we're so wasted!" Gerry yelled as Niko, Ashley, Packie, Derrick and him stepped out of the club.
"I'm not drunk. I'm sober as hell. You lot are fucking drunk!" Packie says.
"Really?" Ashley slurred trying not to fall over.
"Yeah. Sober as a fucking lord!" Packie cried. Ashley lightly pushed him and Packie face planted into the ground, everyone laughing.
"Fuck you Ash!" Packie yelled flipping his middle finger at her.
"Go and fuck yourself!" Ashley says before falling and landing into Niko. The pair of tumbling to the ground.
"Kiss her Niko! She's wearing a shirt that says Kiss me, I'm Irish." Derrick says. Niko quickly kissed Ashley as the other boys wolf-whistled.
"You what sounds awesome?" Packie asks.
"What?" Ashley asks while climbing out of Niko's lap.
"We should get tattoos done." Packie says.
"Fuck yeah! I'm in." Ashley says.
"Me too." Niko says. The five of the wandered to the nearest tattoo shop, since they couldn't find their cars.
"More drunks." A tattoo artist says as they stumbled into the tattoo shop. Packie walked up the woman.
"I want Packie done on my left arm. Right there." Packie says while pointing to his arm.
"I'm going to get a bucking horse done on my neck." Ashley says to a male tattoo artist says.
"I like this one. Can I get it done my back along my shoulder blades?" Niko says showing a tattoo of a sniper rifle.
Once Niko, Ashley and Packie got their tattoos done, they all wandered out of the tattoo shop, in search of another bar.
Present time…
"Fucking hell. Ashley get down from there!" Clint yelled as Ashley stood on the bar dancing like a drunk.
"If she falls we will take pics." Jake says.
"Fuck you Jake!" Ashley slurred before falling off the bar, Packie catching her.
"Did I ever tell you that you're awesome?" Ashley says while standing. She went to grab another beer, Clint stopping her.
"I think you have had enough for one night." Clint says.
"You can never have enough." Ashley slurred before passing out. Clint scoped her up and carried up to her office and placing her on the sofa bed and pulling a blanket over her. When he walked out, Trevor was looking in the other rooms.
"What do you think you are doing?" Clint asks.
"I can't find Carly and Johnny." Trevor says.
"Maybe their having their good old Irish luck." Clint says then started to laugh.
"Fuck you Clint!" Trevor yelled.
"Come on Trevor. Admit it you think it's funny." Clint says.
"FUCK YOU!" Trevor yelled, before a dart went into his neck and he fell to the ground. Clint looked up and seen Jack at the top of the stairs.
"Thanks man." Clint says.
"You're welcome." Jack says, while Clint start to drag Trevor's body. Jack helped him and they dragged it outside and tied him up in the back of his truck. Clint placed some duct tape over Trevor's mouth.
"Sleep tight T." Clint says before walking back inside.
The next morning…
Ashley woke up and gave a small moan. Her head ached and her eyes felt like sandpaper. Ashley walked down the stairs and the sight she seen. Packie was passed out in a pool of his own vomit. Ashley sighed and rolled him out of it, looking over at the bar, Niko was asleep on one of the stools, while Marcus was passed out on top of it. Tommy and Lamar were sleeping with Juliet, one of the strippers from Vanilla Unicorn. Diamond and Lex were asleep together on the pool table. Ashley stumbled outside, seeing Trevor sitting upright in the back of his truck, tied up and had duct tape over his mouth.
"Fucking hell. What happened to you?" Ashley asks while ripping the duct tape off his mouth.
"I don't remember." Trevor says, while Ashley cut the ropes. Ashley laughed and the pair walked back inside. People were starting to stir and wake up.
"Did someone vomit on me?" Packie asks.
"I found you passed out in a pool of your own vomit." Ashley says.
"Well that would have been a good pillow Packie." Gerry mumbles from the bottom of the stairs.
"Hey did anyone see Carly and Johnny together last night?" Trevor asks.
"Yeah she and Johnny left about 2 am." Niko says.
"It will be the luck of the Irish if she gets pregnant." Jake says.
"Don't fucking say that!" Trevor shouts waking everyone else up.
"Ow my head." Clint mumbles. Once everyone was awake and had some coffee, they all left, except for the LS Hunterz members.
"Time to do the clean-up." Ashley says. They all looked at each other.
"Fuck it. It can wait until tomorrow." Marcus says, all agreeing. The group left the place and went back to their homes.