Pleasant Hill Spider
Chapter 1
Co-Writer GreyKing46
We do not own these Marvel characters.
"Okay, so we've had: Deadpool, Star Wars, Dr Doom, Spider-Man, DC, Ben 10, Picking Up Girls In A Dungeon...What's left?" Ghost asked his friend listing off the various stories they had gone too.
"... Looks like Spidey again." Grey deadpanned as he looked at a script
"Again? Isn't there a hundred stories based on them?" Catherine asked
"True, but he IS the poster boy of Marvel." Luna sighed
"Mind if I have a butchers?" Ghost asked
"To be fair Spidey is awesome and there are a million things you can do with him." Grey argued, reading the paper... and smiling "And this one is... kinda sweet. You want to read this one out Catherine?" He asked, passing the page to the blonde
"Sure." Catherine answered as she began to read it as her husband had the Infinity Gems in his hands
"One day when Peter arrived at the Helicarrier, when Maria Hill was bonding with the sentient Cosmic Cube called Korbik, the Infinity Gems just happen to be delivered at the same time. And then... Korbik makes the gems, her sisters, alive like she was. And they chose Peter as their father."
"Awe...That is nice...Hang about...According to this...This universe doesn't HAVE Infinity Gems." Ghost pointed out in the "Uh-Oh" section of the script.
"Then how...? Ghost..." Catherine asked then pointed to the Infinity Gems in his hands
"Okay...Bye-bye Infinity Gems." Ghost sighed and sent the Gems into that universe.
"... You took the Infinity Gems from that world?" Grey deadpanned in disbelief
"Don't be ridiculous...Don't you remember when we went to the Bill's Goddess Universe I found the Infinity Gauntlet? You used it and it turned to dust?" Ghost answered "All that remained were the gems."
Grey just sighed, pressing play
*Into the Story*
Peter Parker hummed as he drove through New York... along the walls... he was in the high-tech, wall crawling, flying new version of the Spider-Mobile
"Okay, Rhino and Electro are taken care of; Kraven is in lock up..." Peter began to list off his Rogue's Gallery who are incarcerated or are still active. "And I've got that meeting in the next fifteen minutes."
...
"Crap!" Peter yelled, shifting the Spider-Mobile into its flight mode and flying off
"Can't be late, can't be late, can't be LATE!" Peter panicked as he set the Spider-Mobile to auto-pilot and began to change into his civilian clothes
The Spider-Mobile soon landed on the SHIELD Helicarrier ten minutes later and Peter Parker, head of Parker Industries, came running out of the cockpit, struggling to pull his suit jacket on properly "I... I'm here for my meeting with SHIELD Director Maria Hill." He said to a SHIELD agent, hands on his knees as he gave a few deep breaths
"I take it you were preoccupied with other responsibilities?" the agent asked
"Yeah...But I'm here now." Peter answered as he composed himself
"I'll go inform Director Hill now." the agent spoke going inside the room.
Peter sighed, slumping in the chair "I'm surprised I made it." He whispered
*Meanwhile, deep inside the Helicarrier*
"Director." some agents spoke to attention as they guarded a prisoner. They parted ways to allow the Director access.
The current Director of SHIELD: Maria Hill. A just and determined leader as Nick Fury and just as determined. She was a tanned skin woman, brown pixie cut hair with strong brown eyes, she wore the regulated SHIELD uniform: A skin tight blue bodysuit with silver shin-guards and bracers, a silver belt with a gun holster, a silver leg holster and finally black boots. All of this was concealing her well toned and well defined body for misdirection.
And the skin tight suits and silver buckles and straps? It emphasised her thin, leith and curvy body and her large C-Cup, borderline D-Cup breasts.
Maria was sat on a small child's bed, a small daughter laying under the covers with Maria reading the girl a story
"And then the Huntress married the Princess and they lived happily ever after." Maria finished the story.
The girl cheered happily, clapping lightly "That was a great story Mummy!" She cheered lightly
"Err... Director Hill?" The agent repeated
"What is it?" Maria asked looking up, still with the book in her hands
"M... Mister Parker is here to see you for your meeting." He flinched nervously at Maria's angry stare
"Mister Parker?" the girl asked kindly
Maria looked at her watch "He's early." Then she looked at the girl "I'll be back later, okay?" she smiled
"Okay mummy." the girl nodded
Maria nodded and left the room after she tucked the girl in, heading upstairs. As soon as Maria was out of the room the girl grinned and jumped out of the bed, following her apparent mother at a distance. But as she left she stopped and looked at the agent "Do not tell my mother." She said with the same serious tone her mother did, before running after her mother and keeping in the shadows
As Maria walked to the meeting room, her daughter crept up behind her. But Maria had arrived to the meeting room where she greeted Peter with respect.
"Mr Parker." she nodded, taking his hand and shaking it
"Miss Hill." Peter nodded with a small smile
The girl's eyes widened, her eyes glistening as she stared at them. What she saw where big, pushing pink love hearts around the two as they blushed and smiled loving at each other... and she giggled, grinning happily
Now many of you are probably wonder about this girl as Maria Hill does not have a daughter; and you would be right.
In fact this child was actually Kobik, she was a sentient Cosmic Cube that SHIELD had found before she was taken by HYDRA.
But she became human... kind of. Her body was basically energy but it worked like a real one. Light shone on her, revealing her form
She was a small girl with long black hair and brown/blue eyes. She was dressed in a pink pyjama shirt and ankle length pyjama bottoms
And since her joining with SHIELD, she has been looking up to Maria like a mother and seeing her with Peter made her think of him like a possible father.
Plus the fact she was essentially a little girl she was seeing her, single, mother with an attractive man and drew to a conclusion she wanted
'Please let them get together. They look perfect together.' She smiled
She saw them turn around and walk away... and she followed, giggling to herself lightly
"So; what did you want to talk to me about Director Hill?" Peter asked respectfully
"A partnership between SHIELD and Parker Industries, you providing us with the newest and most advanced tech beyond what you normally sell to the public and we pay you handsomely." Maria offered but that wasn't what Kobik heard
What Kobik heard was this: "A marriage proposal. You and I will wed." Upon hearing this Kobik giggled happily with a bright smile
"A partnership..." Peter mulled it over. True he'd be helping SHIELD...And the resources would be a virtuous cycle: More resources, more research, upgrades and quantity will increase, sell to SHIELD and increase productivity and all the while he would be helping everyone in the world.
"Fine. Just no weapons. My company does NOT make weapons." Peter said, giving a slight counter offer. And again, the sentient cosmic cube heard it differently
"I accept. We will be Mr and Mrs Parker within the week." She heard
She cheered loudly making everyone in the hallway stop and turn to her
"Uh-oh..." Kobik gulped looking at the SHIELD agents and the doors behind her opened revealing her mother.
And she was her mother's famous frown and she knew she was in big trouble
"S-Sorry mummy..." Kobik shrunk down in her gaze.
"... What are you doing out of bed?" Was all Maria asked and she said it in a calm, controlled voice and that made the girl even more nervous.
"... You have a daughter?" Peter asked, rubbing the back of his neck and that's when Kobik saw hope... She ran past her mother and up to Peter where she hugged his leg tightly, hiding behind him
"This is Kobik...And in a sense...Yes. She IS my daughter. One I thought went to bed before the meeting began." Maria answered calmly and collectively
"I... wanted to meet Daddy." She whimpered, hugging Peter's leg
"Err...D-Daddy? Wh-Why would she call me "Daddy"?" Peter gulped
"I don't know." Maria frowned
"Cause you were talking about getting married...I heard you." Kobik answered honestly...albeit with a slight exaggeration of reality
"... What?" The two asked
"I heard that you were marrying my mum...I was just excited." Kobik answered
"... When did we say that?" Peter blinked
"She has an overactive imagination. Kobik, WHY did you leave your room?" Maria answered
"I wasn't sleepy and I wanted to see what you were doing Mummy... and then I saw Daddy!" She smiled, smuggling her head into Peter's leg
"...All perfectly logical." Peter shrugged with a sigh, seeing a "child's logic". "Kobik sees and hears you with me; she imagines that we're together or going to be."
"... How do you understand children so well?" Maria deadpanned lightly
"Daddy! Can we go play?" Kobik smiled up at Peter, grinning happily
"Well...Can we?" Peter chuckled lightly
Maria was silent... and couldn't help but nod
"YAY! Come on Daddy!" Kobik cheered and began to pull Peter along with her.
"Want to come and join us?" Peter asked
"... Best to keep her safe." she nodded, following him
"YAY! Mummy AND Daddy." Kobik smiled
"You better pay me back for this." Maria spoke
"You've got Parker Industries working alongside you." Peter answered "Plus this is YOUR daughter." He whispered so Kobik didn't hear them
"Fine..." Maria sighed
"Can we play the hiding game?" Kobik asked
"Oh? You mean hide and seek?" Peter smiled "Sure, why not?"
"Yay! I'll hide, daddy can seek for us." Kobik smiled
"Very well." Maria smiled lightly, giving in to Kobik's naivety
Kobik cheered, Peter covering his eyes and the little girl ran off
"So... what's the deal with her?" Peter asked
"That's classified." Maria answered "Find me and I'll tell you."
"Oh...like playing games? Okay then." Peter smiled as he began to count off "Ten, a hundred or a thousand?"
"Usually fifty." Maria walked off.
But Peter's mind began to wander as he counted
"Who was this girl, Kobik? What is Maria hiding? And WHY does Kobik consider him her father?" These were just some of the questions that were floating around in his mind
Plus the ideas of Maria and 'playing games' flashed in his mind
'Oh my god...I am such a pervert...' He thought with a blush "Dang I forgot my place."
*with Kobik*
"Okay...where to hide, where to hide..." She muttered to herself as she looked for a good spot.
But as she ran into a room, which was a lab, she saw six gems lying on a table behind defences
"This is a good place...Huh...? What're these?" She wondered in naive curiosity.
She walked over, the defences turning to sand and falling to the floor as she looked at the stones. And she felt... Strange. Like they were siblings
"Who are you...? Are you family?" she asked the gems as they seemed to respond to her
And so her hands began to glow, as did her eyes and then the gems
The gems began to take shape. Each one of a child, they seemed to be the same size as Kobik, with one of them being smaller.
The green gem transformed into a girl with long green hair and green eyes. She was wearing a small robe of purple and red with a gold lightning bolt. She was the smallest of the group.
The red gem transformed into a boy with red eyes and short red hair. He was wearing a blue tunic with silver accents and deep blue trousers. He looked like the oldest.
The orange gem transformed into another boy with shoulder length orange hair and orange eyes. He was wearing a light brown robe with a green scarf/cloak.
The purple gem transformed into an older girl, a similar age as the red haired boy; but she had purple eyes and purple hair tied in a ponytail. Her clothes looked like light blue overalls and a white shirt.
The yellow gem transformed into the last boy, somewhat younger than the orange haired boy, but his eyes were yellow and yellow short hair like Ben Reilly's. His costume was a grey hooded vest with a blue long sleeved shirt and blue jeans.
And finally the last gem, the blue gem; transformed into a blue long haired girl with glistening blue eyes. She was wearing a full silver bodysuit with navy blue markings on her: sides, arms and legs.
"Hello." Kobik smiled
"Hmm..." the green haired girl hid behind her "brother"
"Who...Who are you?" The oldest boy asked
"What have you done to us?" the purple girl asked
"I... think we're siblings or something." Kobik smiled
"We're...siblings?" the yellow haired boy asked
"I think...When she glowed...She gave us physical forms..." The blue haired girl answered "That's why we're here now."
"... Do you want to meet Daddy?" She grinned
The youngest nodded with a timid smile along with the others who followed Kobik to find their "daddy"
*Back with Peter*
Peter was looking around the Helicarrier, amazed at the fact he was... well... He was playing hide and seek with the director of SHIELD and her daughter in the SHIELD Helicarrier
'I can't believe that this is happening...Playing "Hide and Seek" the Director of SHIELD and her daughter...This is going in my memory banks.' He thought.
He slipped into a room, looking around. Maria was a spy so she was probably hiding extremely well. He looked around... he could hear something...
"I doubt that's Maria..." He gulped turning around
But as he looked around he saw something in the top corner of the room like light glancing off something that wasn't there... something using an invisibility device
"Think I found you Miss Hill." He smiled
"Darn." She frowned deactivating the cloaking mechanism and dropped to the ground. "Alright...What do you want to know?"
"Well... Who that girl actually is? I KNOW you couldn't have had that child since you would have been pregnant during or just before the famous Super Hero Civil War." Peter said simply
Maria sighed and looked at him "Alright...I'll tell you. But what I'm about to say, must NEVER be repeated. Understand?"
"Of course. I know the importance of a SHIELD level secret." Peter answered
Maria just looked at him with a disbelieving look
"I kept my secret about who I was for years." Peter answered
"... Who you are?" Maria frowned
"You know... Spidey's tech guy?" Peter laughed nervously; annoyed he nearly screwed himself over "You can trust me not to tell."
"...Fine. Kobik is a sentient Cosmic Cube. We discovered her before HYDRA could get their hands on her. And since then she has looked to me like her mother." Maria answered
"And she chose me as her dad because...?" He asked
Maria shrugged and sighed "I don't know. Maybe she likes you." She commented
"But why would she like me and you together?" Peter pushed, unable to help himself
"I'm not sure...Maybe it's something about you that's sparked something within her?" Maria answered 'Though I have to admit...You ARE easy on the eyes Peter...' She didn't say aloud
And she blinked in shock as she realised she thought that. She normally had better control than that!
"Are you alright?" Peter asked
"Huh? Yes, yes I'm fine." Maria answered
That was when four women were dragged inside by seven exited kids who where grinning excitedly
"What on earth?" Peter and Maria looked at the sight.
"Who're they?" Peter asked in utter confusion
"My siblings!" Kobik smiled, hugging him
"Hi Daddy!" The other children said
"My god they're multiplying." Peter's colour drained away.
"Kobik, explain." Maria spoke
"I found a room and it had gems in it and like me so I helped them and they're my siblings! We then went to find daddy and some of then found THEIR mummies!" The girl said in one breath
"Finding...I don't believe this...And did you say "Gems"?" Maria asked
"Gems...? As in..."Infinity Gems"?" Peter asked
"We did find them." He nodded
The four in question were Tigra, Mockingbird, Madam HYDRA and a cloaked figure.
Tigra: A human mutate that was given feline powers and tiger markings and fur. She has bright green eyes that look cat-like, wild and untamed orange hair flowing down to her lower back, and D-Cup sized breasts that were concealed under her SHIELD sanctioned uniform.
Mockingbird was a blonde in a skin-tight black suit with a white centre with black thigh high boots and gloves, a black wing-esque mask and a thick belt around her waist. She had a thin body and C-cup breasts
Madame Hydra was the former leader of HYDRA now in the custody of SHIELD, she was wearing a full green body suit with a green cloak, the mark of HYDRA was removed from her left upper arm, around her waist were two belts. Her eyes were as green as the colour of her long length hair and clothes; her D-Cup sized breasts showed quite a bit of cleavage from her bodysuit.
And finally the last figure, though her face was mostly covered, she was porcelain skinned with a kind smile and black hair that flowed down to her G-Cup sized bosom. Her cloak obscured her face as it draped down to her bare feet. In her hands she held the hands of one of the children: the green haired girl.
"Um...Sorry to ask this but...Who're you?" Peter asked the hooded figure
"Death." The figure smiled
"Death?" the group, except the kids asked
"Of course." Death smiled picking up the girl and cradled her in her arms.
The red boy was holding Tigra's hand; the orange child holding Mockingbird's and the blue one was trying to hug Madam Hydra's leg
"So why're WE here?" Madame Hydra asked as she tried to wrench her hand away from the yellow haired boy
"Because you're my Mummy!" The boy smiled up at her
"And we love you." the blue haired girl added
"Oh god..." the grownups groaned
To be continued
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