5 cocked her 2x4 gun and sighed. Another battle with the delightful children. Why couldn't those overachievers take a break? Just one time? 1 came up to her.
"Is something wrong Numbuh 5?" He asked. She turned to him.
"Is what we're doing even legal?"
"Probably not."
She sighed and was about to put her gun down, when a status report from 4 came on.
"They've just taken out the candy reserves!" the blonde yelled.
5 picked up her gun and another.
"Fuck it, let's kick some ass."
1 nodded. "Indeed."
With that, they ran off to the battle.
"So you guys are basically the cookie cutter opposites of us?" 4 asks
The delightful children nodded. That sounded about right. It better be right. Cookie cutter though? Who did he think they were? Wario?
"So," He started, pointing to Lenny and the tall one. "Who the hell are you? I know that one" He pointed to the short one. "is me. That one is Kuki." He pointed to the girl in the sailor suit. "That one is somehow Hoagie." He pointed to the wider girl. "But I'm having trouble guessing who you two are."
The delightful children shrugged their shoulders.
"Must you two always talk about those stupid cards? They're starting to get on Numbuh 5's nerves. Why don't you play Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokémon? Those are way, better and less annoying." 5 said.
"Those have too much popularity. If enough people see us playing Yipper, it'll get it's own show." 2 explained. Okay then. That made sense.
"It's really not that fun, but if it had a series, it would get the recognition it deserves and it's cards would nock those wannabe Yu-Gi-Oh's off the friggin shelves." 4 added.
Numbuh 5 slapped him.
In the face.
Hard.
With the table.