Ta da! Yup, here it is. This fic is cowritten, by two people. The most amazing and wonderful Lykaios Nyx and Captain Oz. We own nothing. Except a bit of insanity. Lykaios is Remus, and Oz is Sirius. Um... yup, that's about it.
Oh, and there will be slash here. Eventually. So no saying we didn't warn you. Or Oz will attack you with her flamethrower of righteousness.
Dear Remus,
Do I really have to call you Remus? It sounds like I'm your mother. I'm going to have to strongly resist the urge to talk about your underwear. Because, nice as I'm sure it is, I don't particularly want to talk about it… unless, of course, it's frilly and lacy. Then I'm your man. I want to see frilly lacy underwear at any time, even if it is being worn by one of my best friends. Um. Ok, I do realise that that statement could be taken as being highly disturbing. Ah well… thou knowest what I'm like.
Anyway… um… what was the point of this letter? Ah yes. I DO remember. Yup, I do. I promise this isn't just another random letter. There is a point to it. I think. Maybe. Ok, so there really isn't a point to this paragraph, but ah well.
Right. Yes. It's summer, now. The birds are buzzing merrily in the bushes, the bees are trilling happily in the- oh shit, I mucked that one up. Anyways- we broke up for the holidays not three days hence. Or is it since? I dunno, I always mix up those ones. Look, I'm highly intelligent. I can't be expected to get everything right the whole time. But, you looked rather mopey when I left you on the platform. I couldn't really stop to ask you anything- not with the harridan from Hell standing behind me and breathing down my back. I know it's full moon in a few days. Is it coz we're not going to be there with you? Moony, if there was any way I could be… you know I would, like a shot. I'd break through the walls and swing down to you, pick you up in my manly arms and defend you from the moon. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to leave the house. Mother found out about the detentions from last term (you'd think she'd be proud- I finally set a school record in something- but no, she's actually rather… ahem… pissed off). She's set up some kind of ward around the house. I tried to leave earlier and… well, let's just say that the ladies of Hogwarts will be disappointed for a while.
Hmm… now, what else to tell you… I don't think there really is much else. I miss you, of course. Just isn't right without me Moony and me Prongs at me side. And me Wormtail, obviously. I want you all back by my side. Selfish bastard that I am.
Right, Mother's coming upstairs, I need to send this before she gets here. Hope you're ok, don't waste away without me, and have fun… wherever you are. You never did say where you were going… you know I'm in London, but I don't know your location. That's mean. I'm pouting.
Shit, she's talking to Kreacher, write back soon.
Sirius.