Manami: HIIIIIIIIIIII! And welcome to our first fanfic! Actually, its just a series of somewhat strange oneshots. But whatever. 'kage, do the disclaimer.
Vincent: why me!
Manami: cuz I say so. And on top of that, if you don't, we're gonna get sued. –points to lawyers in the near distance-
Vincent: grr. Disclamer: we do not own Naruto in any shape, form, or…. whatever the last one was. All we own is ourselves, our stuff, and the fanfic. –glares at lawyers- Happy now!
Lawyers: -nodding like crazy-
Manami: on with the fic!
Stupid Moment 1- I Love You?
-Everyone is walking-
Sakura: I've just realized, I'm never going to get Sasuke, so what's the point? Plus, all this time with him is boring. He never does anything! So now, I'm over him.
Naruto: 0.0 –few seconds later- (Inner Naruto: -does happy dance-)
Sasuke: Hn. (Inner Sasuke: WHAT!)
Sakura: I'm with Naruto now. He's funny, sweet, yes annoying at times, but still lovable all the same!
Naruto: O.O –few seconds later- /\ /\ (Inner Naruto: HAHA YES! IN YOUR FACE, SASUKE!)
Sasuke: Hn. (Inner Sasuke: NANI!)
Sakura: -hugs Naruto-
Naruto: hmmm…. : \
Sakura: What's the matter, Naruto?
Naruto: I don't have a crush on you anymore.
Sakura: 0.0 hmmm… (Inner Sakura: WHAT! BUT NARUTO!)
Sasuke: Hn. (Inner Sasuke: YES! –does happy dance-)
Sakura: -about to cry- but why? I love you Naruto! All this time I really did! Sasuke was just another guy that is a shell! (Inner Sakura: a hot one, though.)
Naruto: I'm sorry Sakura. I just don't feel anything anymore.
Sasuke: (Inner Sasuke: YES! SHE'S MINE AGAIN!) Come on Sakura, don't go for the idiot. –goes over and hugs her- (Inner Sasuke: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY JUST A SHELL!)
Sakura: 0.o wtf? …… OMG WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SASUKE? –gets into fighting stance-
Naruto: WOOHOO! SASUKE'S GONNA GET HIS ASS KICKED BY SAKURA! GO SAKURA!
Sakura: Arigato, Naruto!
Sasuke: -gets beaten up by Sakura- x.x
Sakura: YAY! (Inner Sakura: OH YEAH! I WHUPPED HIS SORRY LITTLE ASS!) v –hugs Naruto-
Naruto: -hugs back- you know, I still love you. I was just playing around earlier.
Sakura: I know.
Naruto: Sakura?
Sakura: Yes, Naruto?
Naruto: Let's go.
Sakura: k!
-minutes later-
Sasuke: -revives- OMG YOU GUYS LEFT ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM! BAKAS! AUGH! -starts running- I utterly loathe them…
OWARI
Manami: so, what do you think? Flames will be used to roast marshmallows to make s'mores!
Vincent: Read and review!
Manami: press the tiny purple button… s'mores…..