Good morning everyone. Well, maybe not. Oh well.
Holy Bob on toast it was hard waiting three days to post this, but I finally get to so. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Now remember. Reveiwing eases Flatulence.
And I am talking to you. yes you, you know who you are............
Hello, my name is Telulla "Tiger" Fiona Potter. I live outside of London in a large house. My mother is Ginevra Weasly and my father is Harry Potter, I have an Aunt Hermione and an Uncle Ron, and two gay, but married uncles. One is Fred Weasley, and he is madly in love with a boy named Draco Malfoy, and the other is George Weasley and he is infatuated with a talented Quidditch player named Oliver Wood. I also have an Uncle Percy who is a workaholic, an Uncle Charlie who disappeared into Romania last month, and an Uncle Bill and Aunt Tonks.
Basically my family is a group of mixed up maniacs, or Loons on Loon pills, but either way, they are a wee bit crazy if you know what I mean. Well, 5 years ago I was accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where I have thrived and developed my amazing, well mediocre magical skills. I am in the top half of my class, and a severe over achiever, but will never be the best like Aunt Hermione and her children are.
I do very well with potions, divination, astronomy, care of magical creatures, and muggle studies. I am Okay at Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration and Charms, and HORRIBLE at history of magic. I hate it the most. All I get to hear is Professor Binns drone on about, well, basically my whole family, defeating the Darkest Lord of all time. Lord Voldemort. Why would I want a stuffy old ghost to tell me about something I could hear first hand from my Mum and Da? Mum doesn't understand it though. She says it is the easiest class there is. Take notes and write reports she says. And I tell her I am bored, and like all "Good" mothers, she says, then you should be getting excellent marks. And so I think in my head, blah blah blah, tell her "whatever you say Mum" (Which is what my best friend Nikii Gonzales and I have determined is music to a nagging mother's ears), and the conversation is over, and I can go back to dreaming about a certain Slytherin Chaser I know named Falcon Thomson. I then my mind to thinking about my other best friend, Dominique McWood. He is a 6th Year too. He is Oliver's fourth cousin three times removed. And like Ollie, he is a WONDERFUL keeper, and the captain of the Griffindor team. I am a seeker just like my Father. Da was so proud when I got chosen in my second year. Mum wasn't as thrilled, and told Da that she would rather have me studying than playing that game. But he explained how she too was a seeker during her Fifth year when Da had been banned by the High Inquisitor from ever playing quidditch again, and she blushed, and changed the subject. But I suppose I should explain more about my family. Well, my Mum is one of the more famous people on the "social scene" due to her "amazing" novels on ,quote-unquote, beauty the magical way. But everything she writes works for her because she is the most beautiful person I know (apart for Falcon), with her curly red hair, and her beautiful skin. To bad I look nothing like her. My father is well, Harry Potter, and he is rather good looking too, but , he is famous just like Mum, not only for being (dun dun dun)The boy who lived, but for being the lead Auror in the group (my family) that defeated Voldemort, 2 years after finishing School. And in a previous year edition of Witch Weekly were the cutest married couple of the year. We also have a big black dog (which people think is the grim) named Sirius.
Aunt Hermione is one of the Most famous healers to ever hit St. Mungos, and Uncle Ron is the Leading Muggle Studies expert for the Ministry of Magic. They have 6 kids already. (Cressida, 17, Roxy, 16, Doreen, 14, June, 11, Rain, 7, Jessica, 4) and another on the way. I actually quite good friends with Roxy and Dory, and I suppose June is starting school this year. Then there is Uncle Fred, Uncle Draco, Uncle George, and Uncle Ollie. Fred and George own a joke shop in Hogsmeade called Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, they are quite the pranksters still, and are very popular at Hogwarts. Draco writes magical psychology books about breaking away from controlling parents and finding yourselves. And wood is the BEST keeper on the Chudley Cannon's team. Draco and Fred are raising a daughter, which is Draco's from his marriage to Pansy Parkinson (which was all because his father forced him to marry someone who's family was in league with Voldemort), named Victoria Elizabet 15, who is the most gorgeous girl in Hufflepuff.(Platinum blond hair, and sapphire blue eyes) George and Oliver are quite happy just canoodling around, and getting monged in every strange place they can think of. I really don't get to see much of Percy, he works in the department of mysteries at the MOM. I don't see much of charlie, but when I do, he is a real hoot. Bill and Tonks are awesome. Tonks is so hip and young, even though she is older than mum and dad, and she is the Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher at Hogwarts. Bill is quite nice, and works for Gringotts. He got exposed to some chemical at work though, so he is just a wee bit bonkers. Well that's my family. Interesting isn't it? Oh, and that. Is the door bell. So, I am off for now.
Ta Ta!
Holy Bob on toast it was hard waiting three days to post this, but I finally get to so. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Now remember. Reveiwing eases Flatulence.
And I am talking to you. yes you, you know who you are............
I Swear a Pig Really Did Eat My Homework
Chapter One- The Nutters in my Life
Chapter One- The Nutters in my Life
Hello, my name is Telulla "Tiger" Fiona Potter. I live outside of London in a large house. My mother is Ginevra Weasly and my father is Harry Potter, I have an Aunt Hermione and an Uncle Ron, and two gay, but married uncles. One is Fred Weasley, and he is madly in love with a boy named Draco Malfoy, and the other is George Weasley and he is infatuated with a talented Quidditch player named Oliver Wood. I also have an Uncle Percy who is a workaholic, an Uncle Charlie who disappeared into Romania last month, and an Uncle Bill and Aunt Tonks.
Basically my family is a group of mixed up maniacs, or Loons on Loon pills, but either way, they are a wee bit crazy if you know what I mean. Well, 5 years ago I was accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where I have thrived and developed my amazing, well mediocre magical skills. I am in the top half of my class, and a severe over achiever, but will never be the best like Aunt Hermione and her children are.
I do very well with potions, divination, astronomy, care of magical creatures, and muggle studies. I am Okay at Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration and Charms, and HORRIBLE at history of magic. I hate it the most. All I get to hear is Professor Binns drone on about, well, basically my whole family, defeating the Darkest Lord of all time. Lord Voldemort. Why would I want a stuffy old ghost to tell me about something I could hear first hand from my Mum and Da? Mum doesn't understand it though. She says it is the easiest class there is. Take notes and write reports she says. And I tell her I am bored, and like all "Good" mothers, she says, then you should be getting excellent marks. And so I think in my head, blah blah blah, tell her "whatever you say Mum" (Which is what my best friend Nikii Gonzales and I have determined is music to a nagging mother's ears), and the conversation is over, and I can go back to dreaming about a certain Slytherin Chaser I know named Falcon Thomson. I then my mind to thinking about my other best friend, Dominique McWood. He is a 6th Year too. He is Oliver's fourth cousin three times removed. And like Ollie, he is a WONDERFUL keeper, and the captain of the Griffindor team. I am a seeker just like my Father. Da was so proud when I got chosen in my second year. Mum wasn't as thrilled, and told Da that she would rather have me studying than playing that game. But he explained how she too was a seeker during her Fifth year when Da had been banned by the High Inquisitor from ever playing quidditch again, and she blushed, and changed the subject. But I suppose I should explain more about my family. Well, my Mum is one of the more famous people on the "social scene" due to her "amazing" novels on ,quote-unquote, beauty the magical way. But everything she writes works for her because she is the most beautiful person I know (apart for Falcon), with her curly red hair, and her beautiful skin. To bad I look nothing like her. My father is well, Harry Potter, and he is rather good looking too, but , he is famous just like Mum, not only for being (dun dun dun)The boy who lived, but for being the lead Auror in the group (my family) that defeated Voldemort, 2 years after finishing School. And in a previous year edition of Witch Weekly were the cutest married couple of the year. We also have a big black dog (which people think is the grim) named Sirius.
Aunt Hermione is one of the Most famous healers to ever hit St. Mungos, and Uncle Ron is the Leading Muggle Studies expert for the Ministry of Magic. They have 6 kids already. (Cressida, 17, Roxy, 16, Doreen, 14, June, 11, Rain, 7, Jessica, 4) and another on the way. I actually quite good friends with Roxy and Dory, and I suppose June is starting school this year. Then there is Uncle Fred, Uncle Draco, Uncle George, and Uncle Ollie. Fred and George own a joke shop in Hogsmeade called Weasley Wizarding Wheezes, they are quite the pranksters still, and are very popular at Hogwarts. Draco writes magical psychology books about breaking away from controlling parents and finding yourselves. And wood is the BEST keeper on the Chudley Cannon's team. Draco and Fred are raising a daughter, which is Draco's from his marriage to Pansy Parkinson (which was all because his father forced him to marry someone who's family was in league with Voldemort), named Victoria Elizabet 15, who is the most gorgeous girl in Hufflepuff.(Platinum blond hair, and sapphire blue eyes) George and Oliver are quite happy just canoodling around, and getting monged in every strange place they can think of. I really don't get to see much of Percy, he works in the department of mysteries at the MOM. I don't see much of charlie, but when I do, he is a real hoot. Bill and Tonks are awesome. Tonks is so hip and young, even though she is older than mum and dad, and she is the Defense Against The Dark Arts Teacher at Hogwarts. Bill is quite nice, and works for Gringotts. He got exposed to some chemical at work though, so he is just a wee bit bonkers. Well that's my family. Interesting isn't it? Oh, and that. Is the door bell. So, I am off for now.
Ta Ta!