Everyone knows the story of the Mew Mews. five ordinary girls, given magical powers to protect Tokyo - and, eventually, the world - from alien invasion. Their final battle has become the stuff of legend.
Yeah. Hate to burst your bubble, but... it never actually happened.
Forget everything you've been told. The aliens just put that stupid story out there to keep the world from panicking and revolting against them. If everyone knew that the people slowly taking over the world were actually aliens, mass panic would ensue. They didn't want that. Of course, neither did we.
I'm Mew Kiana, and I'm here to tell you the real story. Spread the word. The world needs to know the truth.
But you don't even know who I am, do you? I guess we'll have to start at the beginning. Where the story first starts going wrong.