Disclaimer: Forgot to do this last time so I'm telling you now I own none of those shows. Please nobody sue me, I don't have that much anyway. I do now own the shows in the first chapter either, Doctor Who and How I Met Your Mother. But you probably already figured that out. Sorry for the redunetcy.
It all started when Marshall and Lilly decided to take Marvin down to McLaren's pub to show him off once again to the gang. They didn't notice the guys were staring at something as they walked over to them and Lilly said, "Hey, guys look who came to see you."
The whole group-which consisted of Ted, Robin, and Barney-shushed them.
"What's going on, guys?" Marshall asked in a whisper.
"Look-over-there." Robin whispered pointing to the right.
The new parents slowly turned around and saw what everyone was staring at. "I don't believe it," Lilly said, in a clear state of shock. "I never thought we'd see him again," Marshall added, his voice baring the same stocked tone as his wife, "I mean, I hopped he would, but I knew it was probably unlikely."
You see, what they were looking at was the man standing off in the corner. He had the same wild hairstyle, he was even wearing the same brown suit as the last time they saw him. His was called The Doctor and he was the last of a species of alien time travelers called Time Lords. After Barney had hit on a friend of his, the gang spent an unforgettable evening with the Doctor as he told them tells of his adventures.
Lilly turned back to the gang and whispered, "What is he doing here?"
"We don't know," Ted whispered back.
"I really hope the world's not being invaded, "Barney whispered, "That would really suck, especially after I just got engaged."
The moment after Barney said that, his fiancé, Quinn, walked in. "Quinn!" Barney cried out in a loud whisper, "Get over here. Hurry!"
Startled by both Barney crying out to her from a across the room and the urgency in voice, she ran over to the group. Both Barney's outburst and Quinn's flight caught the Doctor's attention and he turned to look at the group.
The Doctor was rather surprised to see the group of friends again, but then he remembered that this was the bar he had met them in the first time. "They must hang out here a lot," The Doctor thought to himself, "Hey, Lilly had her baby. Why do they have the baby in a bar? And who's that new woman?" Then the Doctor remember why he was there and held up his figure in the intergalactic sign of 'one second', then went back to the task at hand.
"Okay, did he just give us the one second sign?" Ted asked, now in his normal tone.
"Yeah," Robin said, "I think he just did."
"Why did he-"Barney began. But then that question was answered when what looked to be some type of reptilian dog jumped out of the kitchen and tackled the Doctor to the grown. The Doctor quickly got a hold of the little creature by the scruff of its neck, got to his feet, and marched out of the bar, holding the creature out a few feet away from him. A minute later there sound of wheezing, tortured, ancient engines filled the air. Then the Doctor walked back into the bar.
"Barney, who is that guy?" Quinn asked, staring at the Doctor as he walked towards them.
"That's the Doctor." Barney answered, as if that explained everything.
And the Doctor is-?"
"An alien we met a couple of months ago after I hit on a friend of his and he threatened to throw me into a super nova. He was kinda having a rough day."
Quinn looked up at him to see if he was serious. "Oh, my ga, your serious."
"Yes, he is." Robin said, "I know, I didn't want to believe it either at first."
"Hey, guys, I'm back," The Doctor said, now that he was over at their both, "Oh, wait, do you guys know me yet?"
"Of course we do," Lilly said, holding up Marvin's baby sling, "See, I've had the baby."
"I see that," The Doctor said, "And he's adorable, and he looks just like his mother. What's he called?"
"We named him after my father," Marshall said, "Marvin."
"He actually does look like a Marvin."The Doctor replied.
"Excuse me," Quinn said, "Hi; I'm Quinn, Barney's fiancé. What just happen over there with the reptile beagle?"
"Oh, that was just a –Plasurous. It's a rather common creature on a planet called Terra, some smugglers brought it to Earth, and it got lose, and I had to come get it before it hurt someone. Mission accomplished."
"Well, good thing it wasn't anything worse than that," Marshall said, than explain to Quinn, "Last time he came to town there were creatures that eat human flesh involved."
"Oh," Quinn said, not know what else to say.
"Well, what have you been up to these days, Doctor?" Robin asked.
"Oh, nothing much," The Doctor said, "Just the usually hectic life of a time traveler."
"Come on, you gotta give us some more details than that," Ted urged.
"Well," the Doctor began, "There was this one time last week…"
"Do you want to sit down, Doctor?" Lilly offered.
"Yeah, that'd be nice," The Doctor said, sliding into the booth, "Thanks. So, like I was saying I was a couple millions years in Earth's future …."
And once again the stories began.
