Luigi looked out the window of his bedroom. It was a bright, sunny day. "Mario," Luigi yelled out to his brother and pointing out the window, "look Mario!" Mario slowly approached his brother. They both looked out the window. "M-Mario! It's New Super Mario World!" Luigi pressed his face against the window, making steam on it with his breathe. "Everything's different!" He opened the window and pointed to... floating water. Mario followed his finger. "Th-there's water in the sky, Mario! And... and blocks everywhere! Yoshi coins!" Mario looked at his brother's expression. It was time to tell him the truth. "Luigi," Mario said, "I've been a plumber for thirty-five years... do you think... I go to some kind of Mushroom Kingdom Luigi?" Luigi looked at him with a frown. "I don't," Mario continued. "I just trip really hard on LSD and I fuck some prostitutes." Luigi blinks. "Without a condom," Mario added. "B-but Mario! I've been there with you, to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
"No you haven't Luigi. You have TERMINAL SEVEN, brain cancer. I don't even know what that is... this is all in your head Luigi, it's in your imagination. There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom!"
"I'm a plumber," Mario held up a plunger, "you've been living off... of my lively hood... for years Luigi."
"You're a useless cunt Luigi and I've been supporting you 'cause you're my brother." Luigi had a shocked expression on his face. "But... Mario," Luigi grabbed a hold of his brother, "I saw the princess! She's real!" Luigi shook his brother. There was a moment of silence... "That was a dead hooker, Luigi," He finally said. "I threw her in your bed, Luigi, while you were sleeping... you were on mushrooms." The border between reality and imagination was flashing back and forth. It was too much to handle for poor Luigi. "But... but... but... Mario... What about Toad? Huh... What about him?" Luigi was about to burst into tears. "Luigi, that wasn't a talking mushroom... THAT WAS MY COCK LUIGI, OKAY? THAT'S WHY IT LOOKED LIKE A MUSHROOM!"
Luigi ran to get his plunger and stormed out of the house. He started killing innocent Toads and threw bob-ombs at homes. Luigi was furious. His face was red with anger and depression. He was arrested and taken to jail. There were 20 casualties that day.