Ok this story may be offensive to some people. If you are a hardcore Christian that can't handle a few jokes DO NOT READ DIS. Ok now that we have handled that let's delve into The Chronicles of Bird Jesus.
In a land of a different timeline we examine PokeRome. Here there is a new baby named Jesus. Jesus was a Pidgey. He grew up to become a strong Pidgeot. As a Pidgeot he sought out John the Bisharp. He had begged John to baptize him. John new that Bird Jesus was the Son of God so he thought that he was not worthy to even touch Jesus's feathers. He did so reluctantly. As Bird Jesus arose from the Holy Water restoring 50 HP a voice rang from the heavens. This is my beloved son In which I am very pleased. Bird Jesus then flew through out to the wilderness to seek out Giratina. for 40 days he fasted until he was able to beat down Giratina.
Bird Jesus then flew back to the capital of PokeRome. He taught the words Arceus wished for him to teach. He taught of the new religion Helixist. In this religion they worship the Helix Fossil which had led a ancestor known as Red to complete his adventure. Jesus had led 12 apostles. The apostles were Farfetch'd, Raticate, Zapdos, Charmeleon, Rattata, Flareon, Zubat, Lapras, Hypno, Ghastly, Rhyhorn and Crobat. He knew that one of his apostles was a traitor telling the pope of his teachings. He walked right up to Flareon and stated to his face
" It's you, you are the one who told The Pope of my secret teachings."