Christmas Carols from Oceania

Supported by the Ministry of Love and the Ministry of Truth

Written by The_Noob

Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry,

You better watch out I'm telling you why,

Big Brother is watching yooouuu!

He sees you when you're sleeping!

He knows when you're awake,

He knows if you've been bad or good -

So be good for goodness sakes!

I guess I did this out of boredom or something, and noticed Santa Claus had some creepy similarities to such Orwellian concepts as being an omniscient, omnipotent (and most likely imaginary) person.