This first chapter I got ALOT and I mean ALOT of idea's from Someone else's story. This first chapter is a cleaner version of her um, interesting story. The next couple chapter's will be all my work.
All was quiet at Xavier's institue. The bee's were buzzing, The birds were singing and the children were playing basketball. Anyway, The idealic atmosphere was interupted when Fluffy Pink Balerina Man (Formerly known as Charles Xavier but he'd changed his name due to going loopy with old age) Called his X-Men to action.
"X-MEN I CALLETH YOU TO ACTION!" He screamed through his mind, Causing Major migrane's within all of his employee's. Slowly and Misrably all of the X-Men walked into the Huge Pink Tutu Dome that had until recently been the Conference room. Scott, Jean, Aurora, Logan, Marie and Bobby all groaned and rolled their eyes when they say the once great Professor sitting in his chair in a pink leotard and hot pink tutu. He was carefully placing his meeting hat, Also known as a Diamond tiara on his head.
"You know Charle's" Jean started but was interupted.
"It's fluffy pink Balerina man dammit! Is that reall so hard to remember!?!?" The iriatated bald man shouted.
"Okay, I just feel a bit silly calling you that sir." Jean finished.
"And maybe I feel silly calling you Jean! But I do it anyway!" The pink one commanded.
"Ch-, Um Fluffy Pink Ballerina man..." Scott stopped trying to regain his composure.
"What seem's to be the problem?" Aurora finished for him.
"X-Men I need you to save some people from a horrible, bad thing!"
"But Magneto's in jail, Mystique is traveling with the circus, and Sabertooth retired and write's children's books. Who else is there to defeat?" Marie asked giving her boyfriend Bobby a look of surprise.
"The GSA you Silly, Nilly, Willy head!"
"The who?" A confused Logan asked.
"THE GIRL SCOUT'S OF AMERICA!"
"Can't we just let Magneto out of his prison and go catch him again?" Aurora asked pleadingly.
"To answer you I will use American Sign Language." The Fluffy Pink Ballerina Man Stated and then crooked his fingers into an "N" and an "O"
"All right we'll go! But what seem's to be the problem?" Scott asked.
"Have you seen their price's on just one little box of cookies lately!?!?!?" He asked holding up an order form.
"Professor I really don't think-" Aurora started but he interupted her by dramitically stating
"Go before it's too late!" His hand went over his hart.
"Professor what's wrong!" Jean shouted and ran over to him to check his pulse.
"Having-" He started and gasped for air. Jean looked worriedly at him.
"Cookie withdrawel!" He shouted at her and then pretended to faint. She rolled her eye's and followed the other's out of the sickly pink room.
How was the first chapter? from "All right We'll go! to the end was all completely my work. I hope you liked it! Please review!
All was quiet at Xavier's institue. The bee's were buzzing, The birds were singing and the children were playing basketball. Anyway, The idealic atmosphere was interupted when Fluffy Pink Balerina Man (Formerly known as Charles Xavier but he'd changed his name due to going loopy with old age) Called his X-Men to action.
"X-MEN I CALLETH YOU TO ACTION!" He screamed through his mind, Causing Major migrane's within all of his employee's. Slowly and Misrably all of the X-Men walked into the Huge Pink Tutu Dome that had until recently been the Conference room. Scott, Jean, Aurora, Logan, Marie and Bobby all groaned and rolled their eyes when they say the once great Professor sitting in his chair in a pink leotard and hot pink tutu. He was carefully placing his meeting hat, Also known as a Diamond tiara on his head.
"You know Charle's" Jean started but was interupted.
"It's fluffy pink Balerina man dammit! Is that reall so hard to remember!?!?" The iriatated bald man shouted.
"Okay, I just feel a bit silly calling you that sir." Jean finished.
"And maybe I feel silly calling you Jean! But I do it anyway!" The pink one commanded.
"Ch-, Um Fluffy Pink Ballerina man..." Scott stopped trying to regain his composure.
"What seem's to be the problem?" Aurora finished for him.
"X-Men I need you to save some people from a horrible, bad thing!"
"But Magneto's in jail, Mystique is traveling with the circus, and Sabertooth retired and write's children's books. Who else is there to defeat?" Marie asked giving her boyfriend Bobby a look of surprise.
"The GSA you Silly, Nilly, Willy head!"
"The who?" A confused Logan asked.
"THE GIRL SCOUT'S OF AMERICA!"
"Can't we just let Magneto out of his prison and go catch him again?" Aurora asked pleadingly.
"To answer you I will use American Sign Language." The Fluffy Pink Ballerina Man Stated and then crooked his fingers into an "N" and an "O"
"All right we'll go! But what seem's to be the problem?" Scott asked.
"Have you seen their price's on just one little box of cookies lately!?!?!?" He asked holding up an order form.
"Professor I really don't think-" Aurora started but he interupted her by dramitically stating
"Go before it's too late!" His hand went over his hart.
"Professor what's wrong!" Jean shouted and ran over to him to check his pulse.
"Having-" He started and gasped for air. Jean looked worriedly at him.
"Cookie withdrawel!" He shouted at her and then pretended to faint. She rolled her eye's and followed the other's out of the sickly pink room.
How was the first chapter? from "All right We'll go! to the end was all completely my work. I hope you liked it! Please review!