WELCOME! this is
POKEMON QUESTIONS, ANSWERS, AND TRUTH AND DARE
(Celibi walks in to the room)
Celibi: hey guys and gals! this is my Pokemon fanfic. i have capture several of the Pokemon characters you all love and hate by means of drudged food, frying pans and the promise that i made to Cyrus that will never come true!(laughs evilly)
(closet behind celibi starts to shake)
Cyrus: (his voice is very muffled from the fact he is in a closet)YOU PROMISED THAT I WAS TO BE GIVEN A SHADOW MELUIGA!!(closet starts to shake again)
Celibi:(starts to laugh like ) THERE WAS NEVER A PROMISE! I CROSSED MY FINGERS!( kicks the )
Cyrus: (still very muffled) ow
Celibi:But! i need reviews!Please send them in!oh yea, i will not take anything to do with boys kissing, them molesting each other, or me taking any characters from nartuo or basically nothing to do with boy touching each other. the same with ! i can do some minor send in those questions, dares ,demanding the truth or basically anything that you fancy.i can't keep those kids, adults, Pokemon, and that man in the closet who is only a little more crazy than voldemort.
Moldyshorts:(pops out of no where) I AM NOT CRAZY! AND MY NAME IS NOT MOLDYSHORTS!ITS VOLDEMORT!
(Celibi pull out tazer and tazes moldy shorts)
(voldemort falls down tazed)
Celibi: reviews!