Miscellaneous things that Erik would probably say in the movie at different points!
Raoul:We have all been blind...
Erik:Yah, I believe you're blind! Christine slipped away right under your humongous nose!
Raoul:And yet the answer is staring us in the face!
Erik:Answer to what, your hemroids!
Raoul:This could be the chance to ensnare our clever friend!
Erik:I know you ain't talking about me, I ain't your friend! Even if you are, you can't catch me because: Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm O.G. man!
Andre:We're listening!
Erik:Really, I couldn't tell by that look on your face!
Firmin:Go on!
Erik:Go on? Not on the stage I hope!
Raoul:We shall play his game!
Erik:You haven't the guts or the brains for that matter, to stand a chance in my game!
Raoul:Perform his work!
Erik:Now we're talking! But what do you mean by we! You had better not sing and Andre and Firmin had better not either. I still have a headache from Prima Donna!
Raoul:But remember we hold the ace!
Erik:No you don't, all four aces to the card game are right here in my hand, see!
Raoul:For if, Ms. Daae sings (yes I meant to put Ms.)
Erik:Thank God! He got something right! But she isn't widowed or divorced! Is she! Hold on a minute!
Raoul:He is certain to attend!
Erik:Wow! D'you figure that one out on your own genius or did mommy help you like she helps tie your shoes and button shirt and pants?
Andre:We are certain the doors are barred!
Erik:Like that'll help you catch me!
Firmin:We are certain the police are there!
Erik:Yah! Like I'm scared of a bunch of idiots dressed in blue capes and funny pants and hats carrying rifles! Yah! I'm sure they'll be of great help!
Raoul/Andre/Firmin:The curtain falls!
Erik:Yes! That is exactly what happens at the end of an act and the end of the show! Duh!
Raoul/Andre/Firmin:His reigne will end!
Erik:Like hell it will! That's nuttin but a load of bullsh! I'll always be here! I'm the Phantom of the Opera damn it!
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