I'm KILLING myself!
Disclaimer: I do not own KHR! Because if I did, I would've came up with a new arc and kept the manga going!
Switched
Tsuna knew Reborn was up to no good once more as he suspiciously summoned all the guardians and him for reasons unknown. He sat in the living room of his house uncomfortably eyeing his two best friends that had started their bickering for the morning. He looked around and saw Chrome huddled at the far corner with her school bag in her arms. And at the porch sat Hibari. His narrowed eyes glared at them as if daring them to approach him.
Fortunately, there was no Lambo to annoy them. Maybe Reborn made an exception of him.
Everyone was wearing their uniforms to school (Yes, Chrome now attended Nami-chu). Obviously, about to go to school but then Reborn had this important meeting and Tsuna couldn't help but pray to whoever out there was listening to him for Reborn to get things over with because Hibari looked like a ticking time bomb, ready to explode with every waking second he was away from his precious school.
Finally, his tutor arrived with Ryohei just right behind him.
"An EXTREME morning to everyone!"
"You idiot!" Gokudera turned away from Yamamoto to glare at the sun guardian, "You're late! You kept Juudaime waiting!"
"G-Gokudera-kun, calm down… I don't really mind." Tsuna sweat-dropped.
"Now that everyone's here…" Reborn hopped on the table and took out his gun.
"So Reborn-san, what did you want to discuss?" Gokudera asked looking eager and for some reason, Tsuna wished the bomber didn't ask that.
The hitman was up to something again. Something bad.
"An experiment."
Yamamoto blinked in confusion, "Experiment?"
The brunet didn't like the way Reborn was looking at his gun. Onyx eyes suddenly looked at him with an evil glint in them and before Tsuna could react he found himself face-to-face with the arcobaleno's weapon.
Reborn smirked, "Experiment."
HIIIIEEEEE!
BANG!
Smoke was everywhere. Tsuna felt the gunshot and suddenly the room was covered in a weird, thick purple gun powder.
It must've been the force of the shot because for some reason, Tsuna suddenly found himself at the corner of the room. Luckily though, nothing seemed to be broken.
"Reborn-" He paused. That did not sound like his voice.
"What happened to the EXTREME?!" Now, he might sound a little crazy, but did he just hear Yamamoto?
"Juudaime! Are you okay?" And was that Ryohei?
"Haha! Is this a part of the game as well?" It must be the end of the world, because he was pretty sure he just heard a certain prefect laugh.
"Boss?" Tsuna felt a hand on his shoulder and just as the smoke cleared, he turned to see Gokudera. But this Gokudera didn't seem like himself at all. All of a sudden, his emerald eyes widened in shock.
"G-Gokudera-?"
"Herbivore…" Tsuna looked at the person standing behind his right-hand man and just like that he was pretty sure he was hallucinating… or probably dead. Because the person standing in front of him, with eyes narrowed and a scowl that practically screamed how much he hated the world right now, was none other than him.
But at the same time… it wasn't him. Because he was here!
Or… was he?
Yamamoto suddenly came into view, and for some reason he looked a little too cheerful and energetic. He turned and saw a grumpy looking Ryohei. Then he looked back at Gokudera who remained shock but silent. He wasn't demanding for answers that no one exactly knows about like how he usually does.
He turned to look at where Reborn should be only to find himself staring at a Leo human-size mirror. And the person staring right back at him by the glass was a certain mist guardian, "No…"
Reborn then appeared from behind the mirror looking highly amused, "I now see the results of the experiment and the outcome was pretty unexpected."
"Reborn!" Tsuna pushed himself – herself on his –her feet. Being in a girl's body was something he wasn't used to (apparently) as he unconsciously tried to push the skirt a little lower, "What –why am I?" He looked around his guardians and it dawned to him that he wasn't the only one who had the little body-problem.
It wasn't really that hard to figure out. The biggest giveaway was the smile on Hibari's face. Hibari never smiled, unless someone was in pain.
"It seems like you all switched bodies." Reborn didn't look as alarmed as Tsuna was, "And I'm guessing you're Dame-Tsuna." He was looking more amused by the second that Tsuna wanted to hit him, but he was afraid his tutor would hit him back with ten times more pain… but then again, will Reborn even hit a girl?
"Don't even think about it, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn turned to the others before Tsuna could even react, "Why don't we do a little introduction? But of course I could already tell who's who, but we can't be too sure."
"What the-?!" Ryohei was looking at himself on the mirror and he looked as horrified as Tsuna was, "Why am I in the turf-top's body?!"
"G-Gokudera-kun, calm down." Tsuna spoke with a tiny squeak.
"Juudaime?" Ryohei turned to him, "I-is that you?"
"Whoa, Chrome sounds exactly like Tsuna!" Hibari had approached them and Tsuna tried to fight back the urge to run away from the prefect. Either because of his natural fear for him or because it was just too creepy standing close to a smiling Hibari.
"Yamamoto is… is that you?"
"Haha! The one and only! Though, my voice sounds strange for some reason." Ryohei rolled his eyes and pulled Hibari in front of the mirror. Shock flashed on the cloud guardian's face but suddenly he smiled, "Is this another one of your games, kid?"
Ryohei looked like he was going to explode, "WHA- How stupid can you get?! This isn't a game!"
"This is so EXTREME!" Yamamoto suddenly separated the two to look at the mirror as well, "I EXTREMELY look like Yamamoto!"
"Is that you, senpai?" Hibari was looking at Yamamoto in awe, "Wow, you do look like me!"
"That's because he is you, baseball freak!" Ryohei looked like he was ready to hit the two. There was a limit of how stupid a person could get, but it seems like the two muscle-heads in front of him just loved to prove the universe wrong.
"Boss…" The tenth turned to Gokudera, knowing it was actually Chrome. Seeing Gokudera so calm and silent was so unnatural to him that he knew everyone who practically knows the bomber would do a double-take if they get to talk to him right now (with Chrome inside Gokudera's body).
"Chrome… right?" Though Tsuna had to make sure, just in case.
Gokudera nodded before looking down, looking a bit embarrassed, "I-I trust Boss a lot… but… knowing Boss is in my body…"
At first the brunet was confused at what Chrome was trying to tell him. He was finding it hard to actually understand what Chrome was trying to say since he was getting a bit distracted at how out of character Gokudera was acting. Gokudera was not the type to act so embarrass… and shy. He then finds himself shuddering at the thought.
Totally not Gokudera…
"Boss…" Gokudera's voice snapped him out of his reverie and he looked up. Suddenly the bomber bowed down and spoke, "I trust Boss a lot, so please take care of my body Boss."
Then suddenly, Tsuna felt her face heat up as he finally understood what Chrome was trying to say, "C-Chrome! I-I'm so sorry, you must be –oh I-I swear I won't do anything inappropriate!" Tsuna wanted to hit himself for sounding stupid… and perverted. He could practically hear Reborn snickering behind his back. He was about to yell at his tutor but a dark, familiar voice spoke up.
"Akanbou," Everyone was silenced and they all turned to Tsuna, who was apparently Hibari. The brunet looked pretty evil and dangerous that the real Tsuna couldn't help but wonder if somehow Hibari had also brought his "scary" aura with him and transferred it to his body, "How do we fix this? I have no intentions of being stuck in this herbivore's body."
The real Tsuna didn't like the way his body glared at him, no matter how cool he looked.
"The effects will wear off." Reborn explained, "Probably until the end of the day."
"So… we'll just sit here and do nothing?"
The arcobaleno turned to Chrome, "Absolutely not, Dame-Tsuna. You have a quiz today that will affect 30% of your grade and you have no excuse to skip this."
"What?!" The young boss exclaimed as she looked at him in exasperation, "But I'm in Chrome's body! The grade that I'll only be affecting is hers!"
"I can switch the grades to the original owners. It won't be that hard." Reborn spoke as he approached the bag that was on the floor.
"You can switch our scores but you can't give the school an excuse for us?"
"Quit whining, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn threw the bag towards him, "A Mafia Boss never whines."
"I'm not gonna be-!"
"Meeting dismissed. Everyone hurry up and get to school. I have to go and report to Giannini the results of the experimental bullet." Reborn hopped down the table and at the same time, the mirror turned back into Leo. He smirked at the dumbfounded look his student was giving him, "At the bright side, you can use this opportunity to get to know each other more." And with that, he left.
There was a heavy silence and no one spoke for a moment, when finally...
"So…" Hibari started as he scratched the back of his head, "Should we- Eh? Tsuna- I mean, Hibari right? What are you doing?"
Tsuna seemed to have grabbed the jacket on Hibari's shoulder and pulled the armband off from one of the sleeves. The prefect glared at his own body as if to demand why it betrayed him and how dare it let a herbivore possess him, "I don't have time for you herbivores."
"What was that?" Ryohei scowled.
"W-wait! Hibari-san!" Chrome stepped forward, "I-I don't think w-what you're doing is a great idea."
The evil look (Tsuna never knew he could do) he gave her made him want to say Nothing! Never mind, forget I said anything! But he continued either way, "Everyone will be confused and it will cause a-a lot of chaos once everyone finds out "Dame-Tsuna" became the Disciplinary President." He tried to reasoned, "I-I think it's best if we fill out the roles we are currently in –just for now. It's just one day anyway. Tomorrow, we'll get our bodies back after all."
Everyone was smart enough to stay silent as Tsuna (Hibari) tried to contemplate this thought. Finally, he seemed to have reached his decision as he threw the armband back to Hibari who caught it in surprise. Tsuna picked up the bag that "supposedly" belonged to him and shouldered it. Caramel eyes glared at Chrome, but there was this hint of begrudging respect beneath them, "Just this once, herbivore."
And then before anyone could react, he left.
"Well… that worked out pretty well!" Hibari grinned.
"Would you stop that?" Ryohei growled, "You're creeping me out with that smile!"
"What's so wrong with smiling to the EXTREME?" Yamamoto asked with a troubled frown.
"It's wrong when it's on him!" The boxer pointed at the cloud guardian.
Chrome groaned as she puts a hand on her head, he turned to Gokudera who stood obediently behind him while watching the others with observed silence.
He-she sighed.
This is gonna be a long day.
So basically~
Tsuna-Chrome
Chrome-Gokudera
Gokudera-Ryohei
Ryohei-Yamamoto
Yamamoto-Hibari
Hibari-Tsuna
Uhm… yeah. I posted a new story! Don't worry this will just probably be done within three to five chapters… or just two. Who knows! I'm hoping to finish this despite the other unfinished ones… but whatever! The reason for this story was to warm me up for the new chappie of Their Boss (and because it had been awhile since I've been in this fandom, I need to familiarize the characters by ironically switching their bodies and personalities! HA! GENIUS!). I need a bit of humor fic so I could take a break from all the angst. And apparently, this came up! Reviews please?