AN: THis is random. IT was a English task with a starter sentance and random words read out that had to be added to the story immediately
Disclaimer: I don't own James Bond
James Bond, with two double bourbons inside him, sat in the final departure lounge of Miami Airport and thought about life and death. He decided that there would be an awful lot of blood involved in death. He heard his flight called over the loud speaker and decided that death could also happen where a meteorite struck and left a crater. As Bond boarded the aircraft his eyes flicked around the carrier and he was astonished to find a gorilla sitting in one of the seats. This was certainly not as luxurious as he had expected. He frowned as he realised that his seat would not fold out into a bed and that there would probably only be slimy gunk to drink. No alcohol at all. As Mr. Bond sat silently the aeroplane took off and his mind wandered to yesterdays happenings. He remembered that he had been assigned to a mission in which he had, had to save the world from the notorious and highly capable watermelon. He was sure that this insipid task would take him no time at all. He could not have been more wrong. He was now hot on its trail as it had escaped his cunning plan by pretending to be a tiger and fooling the incapable sidekicks he had chosen to take on his mission. The watermelon known fearfully as "Skateboard" had jumped on board a flight to Iceland. Bond had grabbed a nearby dagger and attempted to follow him but "Skateboard" was too quick. He tried to use the trampoline to catch it but unfortunately he was thwarted. Mr Bond's flight landed and he was met by a chubby taxi driver. James Bond thought this mission was to be a holiday and so was unfortunately issued with no gadgets. He arrived at a hotel and was greeted by a rather over-enthusiastic pig. Bond was not impressed. Later that night he received information that the "Skateboard" had escaped Iceland by masquerading as a convict and had been shipped to Estonia. As we all know it is rather difficult to find a flight from Iceland to Estonia. But being James Bond has its advantages. He followed the beacon lights up through the hills and boarded a private jet. Our hero landed in Estonia the next morning and was held up by the king's guard. He had to show his diplomatic immunity and pay them with a lemon before he could pass. Bond caught sight of the "Skateboard" in its underpants. Bond was temporarily distracted when he discovered that the "Skateboard" was not a man but a woman. He had to overcome his natural reaction and arrest her. Bond was surprised that the seemingly simple mission could fire him into the Baltic States but none the less he was successful.
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