And now, the six merry murderesses of the Lima County Jail
In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango
Pop
Six
Squish
Ah ah
Cicero
Schuester
Pop
Six
Squish
Ah ah
Cicero
Schuester
Pop
Six
Squish
Ah ah
Cicero
Schuester
Pop
Six
Squish
Ah ah
Cicero
Schuester
He had it comin'!
He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down?
Like Mike.
Mike liked to chew gum.
No, not chew.
Pop.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated
And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Mike.
Layin' on the couch and drinkin a beer
And chewing
No, not chewing.
Popping
So I said to him,
"You pop that gum one more time!"
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots.
Into. His. Head.
He had it comin'!
He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!
I met Noah Puckerman in Lima
About two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home,
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out
"Single" he told me?
Single my ass.
Not only was he taken,
Oh no.
He had six girlfriends.
One of those players, you know.
So that night,
When he came home,
I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He took a flower in its prime!
And then he used it!
And he abused it!
It was a murder,
But not a crime!
Now I'm standing in the kitchen
Carving up the chicken for dinner
Minding my own business
When in storms my husband Finn
In a jealous rage
"You been screwin' St. James,"
He said. He was crazy.
He kept screamin'
"You been screwin' St. James!"
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times.
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I betcha you would have done the same!
What am I doing here?
They say my lover
Held down my Artie
While I chopped off his head
But it isn't true
I am innocent
I don't know why they say I did it
I tried to explain
But they didn't understand me
Yeah, but did you do it?
AH, AH, not guilty!
He had it coming…
My sister, Frannie and I
Had this double act
And my husband, Sam
Traveled around with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
We did twenty acrobatic tricks.
One, two, three, four, five,
Splits, spread eagles,
Back flips, flip flops,
One right after the other.
Well, this one night
We were in the Hotel Cicero
The three of us
Boozin' and havin' a few laughs
When we run out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back,
Open the door
And there's Frannie and Sam
Doing Number Seventeen-
The Spread Eagle.
I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Will Schuester
More than I could possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
Sensitive
A singer
But he was always trying to find himself
He'd go out every night
Looking for himself
And on the way
He found
Terri,
Shelby,
April,
And
Holly,
I guess you can say
We broke up
Because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead
They had it comin'!
They had it comin'!
They had it comin' all along!
'Cause if they used us,
And they abused us,
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
You pop that gum one more time!
Single my ass.
Ten times!
I don't know why they say I did
Number Seventeen-The spread eagle
Artistic differences
Pop
Six
Squish
Ah, Ah
Cicero
Schuester
AN: Hope you enjoyed this little crossover-type fic. In case you were wondering who the murderesses were, or couldn't figure them out, this is who:
Pop- Tina
Six- Santana
Squish- Rachel
Ah, Ah- Brittany
Cicero- Quinn
Scheuster- Emma
I know the chronology of the relationships got screwed with but I don't care. Review please!