Twilight Conversations in Class

by KittyKLL

True storys, & some credit goes to XxXstupid shiny volvo ownerXxX who is one of these people Really short. Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight this is what happens when teenage girls get overobsessed

1. Chapter 1

1. In Science Class:

Question: List several examples of living organisms.

Answer: Cats, Lizards, Horses, Dogs...Edward Cullen.

2. My Friend's Argument With Science Teacher:

Me: Sir, can I put a person (coughEDWARD CULLENcough) down for this answer?

He: laughs Sure, I guess.

Friend: Can I put 'vampires' down for this question?

He: Technically, no. They aren't real.

Friend: YES, they are!!

He: Okay, whatever; now keep that garlic away from me!

3. Someone's Persusaive Essay Topic:

BFF: Hey, how are you?

BFF #2: I'm fine. What are you doing your persusaive essay on?

BFF: Global Warming. You?

BFF #2: Oh, I'm doing mine on how to stop people from reading Twilight.

BFF: Huh? What...pffh, ugh, grr, OY!! WHAT?!