Part 1

A flash of light had burst into Twilight Sparkle's house, and soon all of Ponyville. Every pony living here went almost blind at every sector. Soon the flash was gone, and, believe it or not, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Leopold "Butters" Stotch found themselves in Ponyville. "Wow! Colored ponies!" "Butters" exclaimed. "I'll pay 50 bucks for you!" he then looked at and told Applejack. "What, kid, me?" Applejack asked. "Wow, some chase..." Cartman groaned. He soon saw Twilight Sparkle, that same pony under the blanket he caught. "...But some capture!" Stan quietly looked around. "Where are we? What is this place?" he was asking himself questions. "Seems like this place has nothing but-" he was unable to finish his sentence as he saw all the ponies in the house. "...Ponies!" he then exclaimed. "You look even better than the ponies back in South Park!" he told the ponies. "South Park?" Rarity asked. "Where in the world is South Park?" Pinky Pie asked as well. Stan explained, "Well, you see ponies, we come from this small town in Colorado called South Park." "Where's Colorado, young boy?" Twilight asked. "Colorado's is a state in the United States of America, which is in North America alongside Canada, which is on planet Earth." Stan replied with more information. "It's between Kansas and Utah." Kyle added. "...and Nebraska and New Mexico." "Butters" also added. "Maybe that's why there's so many Mexicans in Colorado, lately." Cartman thought as he hugged Twilight. "You can stop hugging me, fat boy." Twilight grew concern towards Cartman. He got mad at her at that moment. "HEY! I'm NOT fat, I'm BIG-BONED!" "Oh, sorry." Twilight apologized. "I see a lot of fat ponies here, too." Stan ran towards her at that moment. "Can you please tell us where we are, Miss Pony?" he asked her, desperate for answers. "Kid, first of all, my name is NOT 'Miss Pony'. My name is Twilight Sparkle." she corrected him. "Right now, you're in the town of Ponyville, which is in the land of Equestria, where Friendship is Magic." "Magic?" Stan replied. "Wait a minute, it's MAGIC?!" Kyle replied as well. "Oh, Hamburgers! It's TRUE! Friendship's MAGIC!" "Butters" yelled. "It seems that they're rather good, I presume, Twilight Sparkle?" Rarity asked Twilight Sparkle. "Yes, Rarity." Twilight replied. "They'll be a lot of fun!" "Did someone say FUN?" Pinkie Pie shouted. "Yay!" Rarity and Twilight looked at each other in concern.

Meanwhile, back at South Park Elementary, in South Park, Colorado, Mr. Garrison was still wondering where the boys went. "Man, where ARE they?" he said, so traumatized. "Timmah! Jimmah!" Timmy suddenly shouted abruptly. "No, Timmy, not now. I have more IMPORTANT things to think of right now!" "I think what Timmy means to say is that Craig and Jimmy are back after searching for them." Token Black, an African-American student replied. He then pointed to Jimmy Valmer and Craig Tucker, 2 of Mr. Garrison students that had been searching for the 5 boys, since they had been teleported to Ponyville by Twilight Sparkle, who had just returned with no luck. "No sign of any of the boys, Mr. Garrison." Craig replied gloomily. "That's r-r-right, Craig. None of 'em 've been found." Jimmy replied. "Should we call the police?" Wendy Testaburger asked. "Yeah! It'd be best if the police were to know about where Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and "Butters" are!" Token replied. "Agreed!" Tweek replied. "THE POLICE SHOULD COME!" the entire class spoke. Mr. Garrison was startled to hear a class of children say something like that, and replied in announcement, "As you wish, class. School is cancelled for 5 weeks pending the outcome of this investigation by the South Park police..." he paused for a moment, then he spoke, "...If they find them ALIVE." The entire class cheered. "Let's keep looking for 'em! C'mon, Craig! C'mon, Jimmy!" Token called Craig and Jimmy to come along with him to keep searching for him.

And so, the entire building of South Park Elementary was under a crime scene, as many police units and news stations were crowding the school. "Couldn't find any sign of 'em, ma'am." A police officer told Principal Victoria, the school principal. "Oh, God bless America, I sure hope they're safe!" she replied. "Don't worry, Principal Victoria, mm'kay?" Mr. Mackey, the school counsellor assured her. "I'm sure, no matter where they are, they'll be safe."

Back in Ponyville, The ponies were starting to get to know the 5 boys while they walked across Ponyville. "So, human with the red and blue hat, what's your name?" Twilight Sparkle asked Stan. "My name is Marsh. Stanley Marsh. Just call me Stan, OK, Twilight Spark-whatever?" Applejack asked Kenny what his name was. "So, orange-coat kid, what's your name?" she asked him. Kenny replied what his name was in his muffled voice. "I'm sorry, what was your name again?" Applejack asked him as she didn't get what Kenny said to her. He replied his name again. "What?" "His name is Kenneth McCormick. Just call him Kenny." Kyle notified Applejack. "And this guy here is the 'Dumb Jew'." Cartman introduced Kyle, mocking him, in front of Applejack. "What, in the name of Princess Celestia, a Jew, fat guy?" "Look, a Jew is someone of Judaism, a religious belief!" Kyle exclaimed to Applejack, noticing that Cartman had been making fun of him and his religious belief. "My name is Kyle Broflovski, not the 'Dumb Jew', OK, Applejack? Ignore that fat bastard[Eric Cartman]." he then told Applejack. "Ok, Kyle. Let me go show you my apple farm." Applejack then invited Kyle to her apple farm. "Who in the name of Princess Celestia are you, man?" A pony named Rainbow Dash then asked Cartman. "My name is Eric Cartman. Just call me Cartman." he greeted himself. "I'm a longtime fan of Mel Gibson, and you, Rainbow Dash. I'm glad you introduced me." he then said something about Kenny. "I have to tell you something about one of our friends that came here; he's poor." "Say, Pinkie Pie," "Butters" introduced himself to Pinkie Pie. "My name's Leopold Stotch. Call me 'Butters', OK?" "OK, 'Butters'. What's this Earth like?" Pinky Pie replied, curious of what it was like on the planet Earth. "Well, there's over a billion people livin' on it, there's 7 continents: North America, South America, Africa, Europe, Asia, Australia, and Antarctica. We 5 live in North America, 'cause the U.S.'s in North America." "Butters" explained. "Tell me more, 'Butters'." "There have been many friendly people on Earth, and there's TV's, computers, tablets, and even the internet. I love my Earth for this kind of stuff." Pinky Pie marveled at how complex the Earth was. She couldn't believe that there was so many electronics and humans on Earth. Even Equestria had no electricity. Pinkie Pie soon invited "Butters" to the Sugarcube Corner to have some sweets for dinner.

Meanwhile, back in South Park, Colorado, the police began showing up at the 5 boys' houses. Their parents and siblings were in desperate grief. At Kyle's house, a policeman came at the front door to speak with Sheila and Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's parents, about Kyle not being found. "I tried seaching Stark's Pond and Swanson Lake, but niether of them have been found, Mrs. Broflovski." he spoke to Sheila. Sheila burst into tears in Gerald's arms, saddened and worried that he and his friends were dead. "Oh, Gerald!" "I'm sorry, Sheila, but we'll have to be without our beloved biological son." Gerald comforted her, but gave her rather realistic information. "Maybe until he ever comes back, we should take care of our adopted son, Ike." Ike was Kyle's brother. However, he was not his biological brother, as he was adopted from Canada, because his original family was too poor to take care of him, so he was forced to live with the Broflovskis. Ike was seen crying downstairs, upset that Kyle wasn't coming back. "I know how you feel, Ike..." Gerald comforted him. "...but I don't think he's ever coming back."

Back in Ponyville, it was already night, and 4 of the 5 boys were forced to sleep nude for the night(they had no pajamas with them, but Kyle was given a bush skirt to cover up his circumsised thingie, because he was Jewish.). While they were getting ready for bed, Stan decided to talk with Kyle. "Kyle, do you remember our hometown South Park?" Stan asked. "Yes," Kyle replied. "I want to go back." "I think you should be more worried about something." Stan then asked him about something. "What?" "Well, I've been hearing these rather weird rumors about this so-called Princess Celestia, and that she lives in a castle nearby and raises the sun everyday. I've also heared rumors that everyone in Ponyville has even seen her." Stan told him about Princess Celestia. Meanwhile, Cartman and "Butters" were seen having Gay Sex(sexual activity with all-boys). "Ah, yeah!" Cartman gasped and panted while sticking his penis up "Butters"' bottom. "Oh, you're so hard on me, Eric!" "Butters" wheezed. "You like your package, sir?" Cartman said in glee. "Oh, yeah!" "Butters" exclaimed. "Do it harder, Eric!" he screamed. "Do it harder!" At that moment, Stan and Kyle looked at them, horrified by what they were doing. "Oh. My. God." Kyle gasped. "I think we should look at each other only, Kyle." Stan told Kyle.

Stan and Kyle went outside, despite themselves being nude, about their new life in Ponyville. "I have a feeling that those ponies' names are based on puns, Stan." Kyle started the conversation. "What do you mean puns?" Stan asked. "Well, I visited Applejack's apple farm this afternoon and I found out in my book of puns," Kyle then explained, pulling out a book called The Book of Puns. "...that Applejack reminds us of 'you are apple of my eye'." "And I think I know why Rarity's called 'Rarity'. She's probably sold for $50,000,000 on eBay!" Stan mocked Rarity and laughed. "I know why Fluttershy is called 'Fluttershy'! She's as shy as a butterfly!" Kyle said, mocking Fluttershy. Both boys laughed. "Yeah! You're right about Fluttershy!" Stan said, laughing. Fluttershy overheard them and kicked both boys in the face. "Such language, humans!" she yelled, angrilly. "Were you mocking me?" At this point, Fluttershy was crushing Stan and Kyle to near death. Stan tried to say something. "W-we-we..." "...We were just talking about butterflies, Fluttershy. You must've misheard us." Kyle said. "If you talk about me like that again, humans, I will give you The Stare...!" Fluttershy warned the boys, while fluttering away, about something called "The Stare". "W-what's The Stare, Stan?" "I don't know, Kyle, but it's definitely not one of those direct-to-video horror movies of the '80s.(Ponyville has no electricity.)" Stan explained. "Then what is it?" Kyle asked, worried. "Something big, Kyle." Stan simply replied. "We'll ask Twilight Sparkle about it tomorrow."

Meanwhile, back in Hell, Satan and Osama bin Laden were packing up for thier visit to Equestria where they would meet Discord. However, Discord emailed Satan on his iPhone that they wouldn't be able to meet up with each other, which partially pissed Satan off. The message read:

"Discord:

Sorry, Satan. Friendship is Magic.(see "Keep Calm and Flutter On" of MLP: FIM) Find this mare instead.
(Link)"

The email came packaged with a special link that would allow Satan to get to know more about Equestria. The link led to an internet site about the legend of the 2 sisters of night and day. "'Long ago, 2 regal sisters ruled together and created harmony for all the land'..." Satan read, interested. "...'The eldest sister raised the sun during the day, while the younger sister brought the moon during the night'...Speak of the devil, this is amazing!" he continued, too interested. "Hey, Satan!" Osama called him, packing his bags. "Aren't we supposed to go to Equestria, now?" "In a minute, Osama! I have to make a deal with this Moon Mare!" Osama then realized that they may not work with Discord. "What? Did you break up with Discord?" "Oh, that dragon? Well, he sent an e-mail to me that he is a friend, not an enemy anymore." Satan replied, showing him the text. "He even sent me this link." Satan continued, showing Osama the webpage on his iPhone. "So, maybe...I should team up with the Moon Mare! She's one of the Regal Sisters. She's evil enough, right?" "Well, what does he exactly do, Lord Satan?" Osama became unsure. "The Moon Mare brings about night to Equestria. She may be sealed in darkness right now, but we can find a way to set her free!" Satan explained part of the legend. "Why was she sealed, Satan?" Osama asked. "Well, The Older Regal Sister defeated her for bringing Eternal Night to Equestria, and put her in a chamber." "Oh, like down here in Hell?" "Probably." Satan replied to Osama, sipping some wine. "Hey, don't drink before going up there!" Osama smashed Satan's wine glass. "We're not leaving yet, Osama! Easy!" Satan then texted Discord again.

"Satan:

Ok, Discord. I'll get that so-called Moon Mare instead. She's evil enough. :)"

That night, back in South Park, Colorado, the police then came over to the Marshes' house, where Stan lived. When the door knocked, Randy Marsh, Stan's father, went to get the door to find out that Stan was missing along with the other 4 boys. "I'm sorry, Mr. Marsh, but I'm afraid your son has gone missing." "What? Stan?" Randy asked, shocked by the horrifying truth about what happened earlier that morning. "Randy, what's going on down there?" Sharon Marsh, Stan's mother, saw Randy by the door talking to the police officers. "Sharon, I'm sorry, but..." Randy said, but paused. "What? What is it, Randy?" Sharon asked, worriedly. "Tell me!" Randy then said, "Stan must've been abducted." "By who?" "I don't know, but I'm about to find out." Randy informed Sharon, and told the police to take him to Swanson Lake to find out.

At that moment, Twilight Sparkle teleported to South Park with the blanket on her, and wrote a note saying:

Dear Humans of Earth:

I have taken 5 of your human children hostage. They need to learn more about our world than thier own. They need to understand that Friendship, no matter what, is Magic. Someday, I'll take you there as well. I've got my Eye on You.

Signed,
Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle
of Ponyville, Equestria

Soon, she heard the police coming, and used the blanket to teleport her back. Soon, out of the car came the policemen, alongside Randy Marsh. "Hello?" A police officer said. "Anybody here? It's dangerous for children to come out here at night, you kno-!" another one said, but was slapped by the first police officer, unable to finish his sentence. "Shut up, sir. That's not why the hell we're here." "Hey, Mr. Officer, that guy's right!" Randy said. "What do you mean 'right'?" "Well, take a good look at this and read it for yourself!" Randy exclaimed, encouraging to read Twilight Sparkle's letter he had found on the ground. The officer paused, as he was reading the letter very carefully. But he then noticed something. "Isn't that Twilight Sparkle from this hit TV show that men are into all the time?" Then Randy said something bold. "Ponies. Those motherfucking ponies. They took 5 of our children from us. Why'd they do that?" "Probably to teach 'em about friendship?" The second police officer said. "They already know about friendship, you kyke!" the first police officer responded. "It's official, police," Randy then said looking at the town of South Park from afar. "...when it comes to children, South Park is no longer safe." "Denver isn't even safe either!" The second policeman exclaimed, cautious about moving to Denver. "There's homeless people asking for money, marijuana smokers on the street, and even movie theater and school shootings!" "How about Connecticut? I hear it's a nice and quiet State." The first policeman encouraged the second policeman. "There was a shooting there last year, actually, so I don't think that place is safe, either." Randy said. "That's what I was going to say!" The second policeman said. "I think we're better off nowhere." The first policeman said, pointing his gun at his own head, trying to commit suicide. "What the-?!" The second policeman exclaimed. He saw the first policeman pointing his gun directly at his head. "Hey, don't kill yourself! We can find a much better place to live, if only you'd cooperate and st-" however, he was unable to finish his sentence as the first policeman already shot himself and died instantly on the spot. Randy and the second policeman looked at the body of the dead policeman, in shock, as blood came pouring out of his head. The second policeman burst into tears at that moment, greiving the loss of the first policeman. "Oh, WHY, Bradley? WHY?! WHY~?!" He then calmed down, and pointed his gun to his own head. "Well, I guess it's time for me to see God, too." "No, sir! NO!" Randy exclaimed, informing him to stop. But it was too late, as the second police officer just saw the light after he shot himself, meaning that he was dead as well. "Oh, my God." Randy mourned. At that moment, Twilight Sparkle snuck behind him with the blanket on her, and knocked him out cold with her hooves. She dragged him over to the portal to Equestria, where Randy was about to find himself later on.

The next morning, back in Ponyville, Stan and Kyle asked Fluttershy if she knew anything about The Stare. "Fluttershy, we need to know what your so-called Stare is." Stan informed Fluttershy. "We would've asked Twilight Sparkle about it, but she's gone rather suddenly." Kyle stated. Fluttershy then sighed. "Look, humans. The Stare is something that I do to deal with misbehaving animals and humans." she explained. "Why not visit the lake?" she then said. "Well, I wish I had swim trunks, but I didn't know that there was a lake here." Stan said, unaware of the lake, but aware that he would have to be nude to swim. "Works for me, Stan!" Kyle said to him, and they both ran off to the lake.

At the lake, Rainbow Dash was seen with Cartman as they were talking, and Pinkie Pie was seen snorkeling with "Butters". "So 'Dashie', what else so good about Ponyville?" Cartman asked Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was wearing sunglasses and was reading an issue of the popular comic book sold all across Equestria, PonyMon(which is supposed to be a parody of Nintendo's Poke'Mon.). "Yes, I hear you, fat boy." "Goddammit, for the last time, I'm big-boned, alright?" Cartman scolded at her, because of what she called him. "Here's what else is so good about Ponyville." "What?" "There's a princess that lives in a castle that raises the sun."

Stan and Kyle overheard them talking while they swam in the lake. "That's the same rumor we heard yesterday!" Kyle exclaimed. "I'm going over there to see if that rumor's true or not, Stan." he informed Stan while he was swimming. "I Don't mind if you do." Stan replied and swam over to "Butters". "Rumor Alert! Rumor Alert!" Kyle yelled he swam over to Cartman and Rainbow Dash. As he found them, he was looking for answers if that rumor was true or not. "Lately, I've been hearing rumors that this so-called 'Princess Celestia' raises the sun everyday as she lives in a castle nearby." Kyle informed Rainbow Dash about the rumor. "Have you actually seen her?" Sipping on her soda, Rainbow Dash replied, "Yes, I have." "Everypony's seen her!" Spike said as he walked toward them. Kyle was shocked. But soon, that shock turned to joy as he seemingly switched beliefs. "It wasn't a rumor after all!" he cheered, and swam over to Stan. "Stan! It's official!" he exclaimed to Stan, hugging him. "What's official, Kyle?" Stan asked him. "Princess Celestia! She's real!" Kyle replied, and started dancing in the lake. "It's not a rumor after all!" he exclaimed, laughing. He then started saying things like "I wanna live here!" and "Earth sucks! Equestria rocks!" Stan was rather shocked that Kyle would start hating his own religion(Judaism).

PART 2 COMING IN LATE MAY/EARLY JUNE 2013