I do NOT own and Naruto characters!!! whatshisname does!!!
"Sasori-danna! Let's go invite other people, un!" Deidara squeaked excitedly.
Sasori turned around with a bored expression on his face.
"Huh? Invite?"
"yeah, un! To the picnic!"
"…picnic?"
Deidara rolled his eyes. "yeah, un! We were just talking about it!"
Sasori blinked. "…we? I talked?"
Deidara rolled his eyes. "Yeah, un! You were all happy and said that I was super-smart!"
Sasori blinked. "…smart? You?...DID YOU BRAINWASH ME??!!!"
Deidara rolled his eyes. "No, I only stole into your poison supply, un!"
Sasori blinked. Deidara rolled his eyes. Sasori blinked. Deidara rolled his eyes. They continuously did this for two consecutive days until Kisame found them. Then Kisame kept on smiling his fishy smile and they did this for three days until Itachi found them. Itachi just glared and they did this for four days until—"
"STOP!"
The four Akatsuki members turned their heads to the outburst that had come from above them. There was a crazy lady running around (don't ask me how, she was just RUNNING!) shouting, "STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"JUST GO HAVE YOUR STUPID PICNIC ALREADY! THISIS SO RETARDED IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!"
Then she ran off crying. "MY STORY'S RUINED!"
Deidara rolled his eyes. "And who was that, un?"
Sasori blinked. "Who?"
Kisame grinned. "I dunno."
Itachi glared. "Hn.'
"…"
Then Hidan dropped by.
"Who wants to go on a picnic?"