Okay, so I'm in love with the Sideburn song by Tobuscus, and for a random reason I thought of Lux! Is..that good? Anyway, DISCLAIMER! I do not own Star Wars: The Clone Wars or the Sideburn song! First ever song fic! Enjoy!
Lux walked over to his piano and started singing about his new side burns:
"Sideburns on the side of my face,
As my head turns,
You can see they're in the same place.
On either side-burns,
They can't be replaced.
My insides burn, when I think of the days before my...
My sideburns, look at my sideburns!
But don't touch my sideburns!
Why would you do that?!
My heart yearns for my own sideburns!
My side actually burns now, what is that?!
What the Hoth man, why does my side burn?!
What the Hoth's going on? My side burns.
Does anybody have some Aloe Vera?
If you do bring it backstage, I'll pay ya back.
1985 from the womb I came out, on my birthday.
The doctor said, 'What'cha crying about?'
I said, 'Is that a rhetorical question?'
You know why I cried?
'I have a serious lack of hair on the side, of my head.'
Little baby people don't have sideburns, they gotta grow them
when they're older.
But if your little baby already has sideburns, that's awesome!
Don't be concerned!
Don't be concerned about your little bittty baby
with the big, big sideburns
You should not be concerned (serned) about
the little itty baby baby with the big, big sideburns!
Your little baby gonna be a pimp!
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp!
You should probably discourge that kind of
profession
Because it's a illegal and your baby's too young to be
concerned about starting a business
but that's impressive if it's got the mind set.
My sideburns, look at my sideburns!
Back on track talkining, talkin' 'bout sideburns!
My sideburns, look at my sideburns!
La li luh luh loo loo sideburns...
Sideburns"
"Uh...Lux...what are you doing?" Came Ahsoka's voice.
Lux looked at her and said, "Singing about my sideburns!"
Okay, so go check out the song now! Serousily! I mean it...right now. And if you already now the Sideburn song, then you're awesome! Thanks for ready this stupid thing. The song is awesome. This song fic isn't. Oh well! :)