"Honey-Suckles!"
Chapter 1: The Official Summer Fruit A.K.A: Probably The Most Serious Fight They've Ever Had
Rated: T
Summary: Fun in the sun drabbles about Light and L celebrating the summer together whether they like it or not!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Death Note or any of its characters ;)
Author's Note: Fun drabbles I've been planning to do for a long time but have never really launched. Hope they work out!
"Where have all the apples gone?" L commanded dragging his friend behind him on the silvery chain that had been lengthened to the point of dragging constantly on the floor. The sound of its metallic snaking across the hardwood was becoming a pet peeve. How Light had begged for his boundaries! It was an absolute outrage! Here his best friend had demanded that their friendship bracelet be lengthened to the point of being able to jump rope with it and now this breech of trust? L was seriously considering readjusting the chain as to be capable of keeping a closer eye on his companion. He was so sure that the length would not impede his surveillance abilities but it was apparent that he was mistaken!
"I don't know," the sassy brunette replied.
"Don't tell me that! We're the only one's here and I didn't eat them! It must have been you!"
A guilty shadow of a shinigami chuckled in the corner to Light's distress. "Maybe you forgot," the brunette grumbled under his breath.
L pouted as he stared vacantly into the empty wooden bowl on the counter, a barren womb. "Young Light underestimates the impact of waking to the happy faces of crisp colorful fruit on one's mood," he thought aloud. Light thought of interrupting by reminding L that he was still here and wished to be addressed when statements directed towards him were made, but L kept talking. "I was ready to start the summer with you by sharing the sweet official summer fruit."
"I think that's strawberries," Light interrupted, "Strawberries are the official summer fruit."
Outraged by this correction L redirected the conversation back onto the missing fruit. "What are you saying Light? That it was a monster? A shinigami?"
Light quivered at the truth.
L began skulking and stomping about the kitchen. "Woooo I'm a shinigami that follows Light around to make it look like he stole apples and get him in trouble with his friends!"
"There are no such thing as Shinigami!" Light became overly defensive but L continued enacting a lifelong tale of shinigami following Light and causing mischief among his friends and colleagues. The tale turned to one of a shinigami that killed in Light's name. The story ached nearly true in Light's stomach. "Stop! Stop Stop Stop! You don't know anything!" Light protested attempting to deter the enlightment.
"Honeydew Melon!" L suddenly broke from his little play. "I think honeydew melon is actually the official summer fruit!" he declared putting his fist to his palm satisfied by this conclusion. "We must get honeydew melon!"
Light sighed in relief.