Hello, my name is -Insomnia Controls My Brain-, but you can call me Richi. Me and a friend co-authored this.
Sasuke: You and BBB ruined the episode.
Richi: We don't give a damn. It's a crack fic any way. We were tired, sugar high, bored, and hyper...
Disclaimer: We own nothing. To bad though. Ah well.
"Sasuke Uchiha vs. Whatzizface over there!" The Procter dude said. (Sue us, we're lazy)
"Dude, this is not good I can't use my Sharingan...but damn I'm sexy..." Sasuke smirked. The other dude smirked too and attacked sending Sasuke flying through the air, and then blah...blah...blah, Sasuke kicks dude's leg and tha dude's leg ends up between Sasuke's legs.
"Dude! Tell your leg to stop molesting me!" Sasuke shouted.
"Dude! Stop molesting my leg!" Tha dude shouted.
"IT'S MY JOB TO MOLEST SASUKE!" Orochimaru shouted, everyone stared at him and blinked. "Ummmmmmmmmm...you didn't hear that..."
ON OTHER SIDE OF ROOM
"I can't believe you chose Sasuke over me!" Naruto exclaimed at Sakura.
"Well..." Sakura kinda blushed.
"I mean, come on, he's molesting a guy's leg!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Well, he looks hot doing it." Sakura said, Naruto sweatdropped.
"You're a lost cause Sakura..." He sighed.
BACK TO THE FIGHT
"YOU TOUCHED MY HAIR AND YOUR LEG MOLESTED ME!" Sasuke shouted.
"YOU MOLESTED MY LEG AND WRAPPED YOUR HAND AROUND MY WAIST!" The dude shouted.
"I didn't do that." Sasuke said.
"Well, ya might as well have ya sicko!" The dude exclaimed.
"This is boring...wanna go see if Itachi will lend us a couple of condoms and a couple of his girlfriends!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"One, I'm gay and two, I'm gay." The dude said holding up three fingers.
"Itachi has boyfriends too..." Sasuke trailed off when the dude got sparkles in his eyes, "I'll take that as a yes..."
"Take that as a HELL YES!" The dude exclaimed. As the two boys were about to walk out Sakura blinked.
"SASUKE!" Sakura screamed and Sasuke turned around, "YOU'RE 12! YOU CAN'T SCREW ANYONE!"
"I'LL SCREW YOU IF YA HURRY UP!" Sasuke shouted smiling at her.
A...very...scary...creepy...perverted...smile.
"HELL YEAH! TAKE THAT INO-PIG!" Sakura shouted at a suicidal Ino of whom just killed herself upon hearing this.
"Damn...I was going to screw her later..." Kiba muttered to Akamaru.
And so Sasuke and Sakura screwed each other, Ino commited suicide, Kiba screwed Shino in his sleep, Orochimaru and the dude screwed each other, and the rest I really don't give a damn about...
End
Sasuke: (blinks)
Richi:...Eh heh heh... Right. R&R. Flames are welcome...
Sasuke:...You and your friend are sick.
Richi:...Just mentally, it's not that bad.
Sasuke: Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night.