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Tobi is Tobi
"Tobi… What are you doing?" asked a somewhat confused Kisame, who was leaning on a dark colored wall from one of their hideouts covered in shadows.
Tobi paused; he was looming over a table covered in the dark of shadows, his jet-black, spiky hair fairly wet and limp, hiding his ears. He was also facing away from Kisame, who was eyeing him with curiosity. Tobi's head half turned, his swirly orange mask partially covered in a shadow giving Kisame a creepy feeling, because he knew even though the eye hole wasn't facing him, he knew Tobi could see him.
There was a long pause of silence, where Kisame started to fidget slightly, almost unnoticeably, but by the slight tilt of Tobi's head he had seen it. Kisame swallowed the lump that had formed in his throat from nervousness. Yes, he knew Tobi wasn't exactly Tobi, if that made sense. Kisame knew Tobi was far more powerful and fearful than that he was letting off on.
"…Well," Kisame swallowed again, before gripping Samehada's hilt tightly, without him noticing. Tobi's form had not moved an inch; he only seemed to be 'staring' at him, without actually looking at him. There was another pause, this one seemed deafening to Kisame's ears, and he could hear his heart speed up slightly. Kisame never got frightened, never, but his body was betraying him.
As Kisame was about to just leave to get away from the disturbing fear and the silent man, Tobi fully turned toward Kisame, slowly. Kisame almost jumped, and mentally slapped himself -he shouldn't fear him!-, when Tobi spoke. "Tobi is doing something very secretive Kisame-senpai," this voice, Kisame swallowed thickly, where had he heard this voice before? It sounded powerful, and it sent shivers up and down his spine, and he stood up straighter, to prepare for anything. "Tobi is…," There was a pause as Tobi's head leaned forward slightly, "MAKING PRESENTS FOR TOBI'S FRIENDS!" He yelled, with excitement, his happy-yet annoying, voice back.
Kisame nearly fell over, and he slapped a hand over his face in exaggeration, and annoyance filled his being as he stared pointedly pasted Tobi's excited jumping and clapping form. Kisame jumped when Tobi gasped loudly and covered Kisame's eyes with his black-gloved hand. "NO! Kisame-senpai, you can't look yet! Tobi hasn't wrapped it up and put it under the Christmas tree yet!" We have a Christmas tree? "Tobi needs to wrap up Kisame-senpai's, or Pein-sama's or Kakuzu-senpai's yet!" Tobi started pushing Kisame out the door, "Now, go! And don't tell PLEEEEASE!"
Before Kisame could do anything, the door was slammed in his face. Kisame stared at the door for a very long time with an angered look, before he sighed heavily and started down the hallway and into another room to find Itachi to ask him to spar with him; he needed to let off some steam before he killed someone. Not that he would care, but Pein-sama would not like to get more members, maybe he could kill Hidan a couple of times.
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